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Cheeridiot

A cheerleader or one who acts/hangs out with/thinks they are a cheerleader. Most of them share a brain and won't do anything without their friends approval.

There are several signs to identifying a cheeridiot.

1. Their purse costs over $150, is made out of at least two different animals, and is large enough to smuggle a midget over the Mexican border.
2. Cheeridiots have a habit of spraying revolting perfume and thinking it smells wonderful. Look for gagging people.
3. They travel in herds.
4. Most of them dress in short skirts or shorts that barely cover their buttcracks.
5. Many cheeridiots wear way too much makeup and have obviously dyed hair.
She's such a cheeridiot. Her purse can hold my dog.
by Lightningstarjaguar February 9, 2009
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Rubber Cheerio

A phrase that is used to describe the texture and visual appearance of
an anus in relationship to the common cereal.
I asked her how she liked it. She said, "I like it when you roll

your tongue over my rubber cheerio".
by Turbm April 25, 2017
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cheerio

Well I best be off, cheerio.
by Samson October 5, 2003
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pip pip cheerio

Good bye in british. Falls in the same category as toodle-loo
So long, farethewell, pip pip cheerio. I'll be back soon.
by Ellski September 22, 2007
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platinum cheerio

A cheerio is a term given to a woman's vagina that is so tight it feels like having intercourse with, you guessed it, a cheerio. Platinum status occurs when said cheerio is able to bounce back to its original tightness regardless of how much intercourse it has received. After having said intercourse you as a male have now been ruined for all other vaginas and no other could possible compare.
Dick; Damn Jane, you must do a ton of kegals?!

Jane; Not really, I have a cheerio!

Dick; Well, we've been at it for three hours and it hasn't loosened up. Your cheerio is so good its a platinum cheerio.
by Vasshole 1 July 18, 2011
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cheeriomagnetization

The tendency for the last few cheerios to cling together for survival.
Dang, I wish I could eat my cereal without all of this cheeriomagnetization.
by Christy C. January 4, 2009
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Cheerios

A whit washed Armenian. Usually an Armenian white mix, person mix, or berutsi.
Ara es Cheerios inch gyota.
by Armoartush September 4, 2018
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