Cheetos Fingers

Todd Clem, aka Bubba the Love Sponge, first used the term at 98 ROCK after using a Preparation H suppository.

Mike Waters: Bubba, what's that on your fingers?

Todd Clem: I got Cheetos Fingers!

Mike: Hemorrhoids?

Todd: Ya gotta go deep, brother.

by Bubba Army Troll March 27, 2019

cheetohead

Cheetohead: Chee-toe-hed (n), Someone whose cognitive dissonance is so strong in their support of Donald J. Trump, that you suspect they are feeding from his teets. Not to be confused with Cheeseheads, which are Green Bay Packers fans. #Cheetohead

Bryan still thinks Trump isn't a piece of shit. What a fuckin' cheetohead.

by ParadoxicalOutlaw December 30, 2019

cheetos kid

an annoying idiotic person that cannot seem to shut the hell up.

man you know that scott kid, he's a real cheetos kid.

by elmiyagi February 5, 2007

The Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies

1.One of if not the most underrated bands of all time
2. The funkiest bunch of BBQ eatin' white boys to ever take any stage in this country!

If it hadn't been for bands like The Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies, all real rock music would have died out in the 90's.

by 93South May 7, 2010

cheetle

the orange, powdery residue left on your fingers after eating Cheetos

Crap. Quit touching my stuff, and put down that bag of Cheetos, for Christ's sake. You should know by now that cheetle doesn't come out of silk.

by Leyla April 28, 2005

cheeto dust etiquette

The amount of courtesy and decency ideally expected from someone trying to dispose of cheeto dust residue.

Good: washing hands of cheese flavored filmy funk, wiping dust on napkin and later removing cheeto film by secretly licking fingers or washing hands. One also much consider that avoiding eating cheetos in public may avoid this whole conundrum.

Bad: wiping cheeto dust on any surface available which doesn't belong to oneself or might belong to others. Like other peoples couches, chairs, drapery, dogs, etc. Also, licking fingers of residue in front of people (as some people are opposed to public finger licking.)

Depending on the person level of depravity and social constraint-one might also confront a situation altogether foul (see secondhand cheeto dust).

Dude 1: Hey bro. Tyler has such nasty cheeto dust etiquette. Tyler wiped his cheeto dust hands all over my duvet when he was playing Call of Duty and he didn't even think twice.

Dude 2: Did you just say duvet? (chuckles)

Dude 1: Yea, chuckles. That shit's gonna cost me a shitload to dry clean.

Dude 2: Yea, that dude has to pull it together dude.

by Cremebruleed September 16, 2013

Judge Cheeto

The annoying fat heffer of an office secretary that somehow always knows when someone has brought in food. You don't tell her about it, but when you open the box of donuts, there she is grubbing on them. Usually has stashes of assorted snacks such as Cheetos and Ring Dings in her desk drawers and cabinets.

Ralph: "Hey Brian, Kim brought in some bagels...come get one."

Brian: "Okay cool, I'll make sure I grab one before Judge Cheeto gets her paws on them."

Ralph: "Good idea...that bitch is ruthless when it comes to food."

Judge Cheeto: "I...smell.....BAGELS!"

Brian/Ralph: "Jesus Christ! It's on the loose! RUNNNNN!!!!!"

by Potato Sack June 12, 2009