analytical chemistry

1.) n. The bastard child of statistics and general chemistry
2.) v. It is used to express poor performance in the afforementioned subject.

1.) I am sick of standard deviations and errors, I hate analytical chemistry.

2.) Person 1: How was the exam last night.
Person 2: It was Analytical Chemistry.
Person 1: Ouch... sorry to hear that.

by Skeez Adams September 19, 2008

Organic Chemistry

A college course from hell, where your grade depends on your professor. Heaven forbid getting a professor that swamps your ass with homework.

Person 1: Heard that John dropped Organic Chemistry.

Person 2: Smart man.

by senthurmanz October 24, 2017

Chemistry

Gods cruel practical joke for college kids.

Wow god must really hate me for putting me in chemistry.

by sdgks November 5, 2010

IB chemistry

A class that should be avoided at all costs. A class often taken by overconfident highschool students to make the next two years of the IB program even more hell. After the first 30 minutes of the first class you start to realize that you have made a big mistake . Please avoid at all costs unless you enjoy time in hell.

First person: Hey, why are you so frustrated? It seems like you are dying with chronic heart disease ?

Second person: No, I am just in IB Chemistry.

by Lolz789 January 1, 2015

chemistry

feelings between people(especially friends and romantic interests) about how they relate to each other, usually positive feelings, interpersonal chemistry

They have got some major chemistry going on.

by The Return of Light Joker October 27, 2008

better living through chemistry

Used to be a slogan for DuPont (a chemical company), but now it refers to the practice of taking medication and/or drugs to make your life more enjoyable.

Becky: "Wow, Jenny was always so depressed, but now she takes a bottle of Prozac in the morning and washes it down with vodka, she seems really relaxed and happy."
Hank: "Oh, so she's discovered better living through chemistry!"

or

Slut: "Wow, your schlong is so hard!"
Old guy: "Yeah, I used to be impotent, but now I take Viagra. It's better living through chemistry..."

by jdawgzzz January 24, 2010

Broganic Chemistry

A subdiscipline that studies bromances, broactions, broperties and the broperations of bro to bro bonds. These naturally forming bonds are the strongest bonds known in broganic chemistry.

The activities of broganic chemistry can be named through the systematic bromenclature. Broactions include, bros icing bros, flip cup, keg stands, xbox live, and browling.

Antonym Inbroganic chemistry - a bro to hoe bond.

Dirron and Nick's friendship is pure broganic chemistry.

by DirronGilbody September 6, 2010