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Cheese-slap

To slap someone with a slice of cheese. First performed by CP Dunbar in the summer of 2006.When cleaning the kitchen Benjamin Bowen was walking by CP and was stunned by a cheese-slap.

Since that time I have watched cheese-slap become a social epidemic where you can find out more about your friends by gauging their reaction. Currently used as a type of social interaction to see if someone is mellow. Best when used on new girlfriends.

Recipe for cheese-slap: 1 slice of cheese, someone in need of a cheese-slap, your hand
*CP slaps Ben with cheese*
Ben: "WTF? Did you just cheese-slap me?"
*CP laughs hysterically*
by Chris&CP September 13, 2011
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CHEESELAND

cHEESE LAND pHILOSIPHY; cHEESE LANDF PEOPLE +jOEH, mOUSE AND cHRIS+ hAVE BEEN WANDERING FOR ...DAYS HOW CHEESE LAND WAS cREATED? tHEY GOT AN ANSWER ONE DAY..FROM THE IMAGINATIOPN OF ONE WEIRD KID, HAHA, IT IS A PLACE THAT WAS CREATED BY HUNGRY HUMANS, CHEESE LAND LASTS ALL OF 5 MINS, 1 IF IT'S A FAT HUMAN, BUT TO CHEESE LAND PEOPLE IT FEELS LIKE CENTURIES, HUMANS DESTROY CHEESE LAND ALL THE TIME, THEY ARE IN-LKEAGUE WITH THE TURKEYS o_o
"We have super chicken powers to make us run real slow and poison people who eat out land! Or if you're in with the turkeys!! <_<"
by We heart hitlers pants! January 16, 2005
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Cheeseflake

A derogatory term used to describe a novice in the art of cooking a quiche.
Thomas- "Wow, this quiche tastes awful!"

Joe- "Well, I can't say I'm surprised. Tony is such a fucking cheeseflake!"
by Dr. Constantinopolus November 14, 2011
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Cheeselips

1. The most expensive and sexy way to make prosthetic lips. When making out there will be a cheese taste. A very smooth cheese and not that crappy spray on cheese oh my god that horrible

2. A really good YouTube channel
1. Oh you have Cheeselips? That’s really sexy let’s makeout!

2. Oh you’re cheeselipsYT? That is a great YouTube channel you spend a lot of time on! Lets makeout!
by CheeselipsYT December 15, 2019
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CheeseSlurp

Someone who lacks social skills so relies on masturbation and junk food (cheese balls is the main course) to keep the feeling happy.
Man: David is such a CheeseSlurp
by DaddyChill666 January 8, 2020
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cheesesenpai

"omg cheesesenpai is amazing!"
by Throw_Away69 May 3, 2020
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Cheeseplay

The act of incorporating molten cheese during sex, Such as pooring hot molten cheese over your partner causing third degree burns.
John: Holy shit thee cheeseplay i had last night with Eva was so fucking wild she had to be transported by trauma helicopter to the nearest burn care centre.
by XaetaCore December 18, 2020
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