Cheez-it Loading

The art of covering as much surface area of the body with cheez-it brand crackers as possible. Can also be used to describe Ritz Crackers topped with Cheese Whiz in the same manner.

How many of those are you going to do at one time? Are you Cheez-it Loading again? It's gonna take you 30 minutes to eat all those crackers.

by chestwraps October 2, 2009

cheez it

The correct plural of the popular snack Cheez It. The term "cheez its" is incorrect.

give me some cheez it, please

by The Phone Booth April 24, 2004

Cheez-it

Someone who is very white, has blonde hair, name starts with C H A Z, and is a lazy bum.

He always leaves school early because he is a Cheez-it

by ItsYourDaddy69 January 30, 2019

Cheez-It Bowl

A term for a college football bowl game that no one gives an absolute shit about.

Guy 1: Hey man are you gonna watch that bowl game?

Guy 2: Nah it’s a cheez-It bowl no one cares about that shit.

by Someminerfromthegoldrush December 8, 2019

cheez-it punch

in the act of stealing someones cheez-its you must punch them in the chest yelling cheez-it punch!

benny yelled, cheez-it punch and droped jesse as he ran away with his cheez-its

by silva25 March 10, 2011

Cheez-it

A name for a person who completely and utterly fails to accomplish a set task, a n00b.

Bob: Damnit, Jack, I told you to bring the booze!
Jack: Aw, sorry, dude, I was too busy bating.
Bob: You're such a cheez-it. Why do I hang out with you?

by Michael Crockett January 28, 2008

Cheez-it Bowl

A giant shitshow

John: Are you going to the party?
Jim: Nah, I heard it was going to be a cheez-it bowl.

by Legend27 December 27, 2018