Chastolocism

The religion of Jason Everet. Jason, commonly known by Christians as “God”, saved us all through chastising and abstaining with his wife, Crystalmeth, and will come in the end to take us away rightfully.

Priest: Hello young man, why are you here? Confession? Baptism? Praise?

Kid: No, I’m here to inquire about Chastolocism.

Priest: What is that?

Kid: You don’t know what I speak of you fool?

Priest: No, what are you talking about?

Kid: Oh don’t you worry. Jason will find you, and he will murder you cold heartedly. Abstain you nincompoop, or die a painful suffering. Good riddance simpleton.

by Chasdadty2 November 16, 2019

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chistol

A penis. Most commonly used as a reference for masturbation.

My perfect Day:

Wake up,
play some ball,
slay some bun,
go home,
beat the chistol
go to sleep
wake back up at around 2 in the morning
beat the chistol again

by GFS Hombre April 22, 2014

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Chatologist

A person who chats or talks alot

1.Look at the chatologist over by the corner
2.You are the most famous chatologist in this class

by Joe Joe Dxn June 30, 2019

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chastelin

Chastelin is a very unique name and if your name is chastelin you are amazing at drawing and u love watching anime u like to keep things to yourself instead of telling ppl chastelin can is also very ugly. Have a good day :))

Boy : hey chastelin turn around i wanna see your face

Chastelin : okay * turns around *
Boy : nvm turn back around ugly ass

by Emily was here ;) November 22, 2020

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