chalupa

a term refering to someone who is an oaf or a fool.

You go so fooled on that pitch. You were way out in front looking like a chalupa.

by Brady T. August 18, 2008

Chalupa

A liltle bitch with a small dick and a big ass neck

chalupa

by Thetruth556644 November 21, 2016

Chalupa

Pipe for smoking meth.

I asked your mom for the chalupa before she smoked it all.

by Panik909 July 30, 2018

Chalupa

To take a big shit.

Guy one... Yo bro where the bathroom, I gotta pinch a chalupa
Guy two... Right down the hall bro

by JJ 0504 September 13, 2016

chalupa

The art of inserting mexican jumping beans inside of a womans anal cavity, eventually emitting a chalupa type ooze out of the anus. The Chalupa.

They put too much in my chalupa.

by like a little blowjob April 5, 2008

chalupa

A turd. Can be a bowel movement or a person.

Excuse me, I gotta go pinch a chalupa.
Wow, Mike's being a real chalupa tonight.

by RG54 November 2, 2005

Chalupa

A breed of dog; a mix between a boxer and a chihuahua.

Excuse me, but I need to take my chalupa Fido for a walk.

by CrookieMownsta October 26, 2010