chainsaw consultant

Independent contractors brought in by upper management under the auspices of "streamlining work flow", but in actuality to suggest what positions can be eliminated thus reducing headcount and overhead for purposes of downsizing.

In the movie "Office Space" the characters referred to as "The Bobs" are classic examples of chainsaw consultants. The main character avoids being fired through a combination of unexpected brutal honesty about his lack of passion for his position, and also engendering camaraderie with those sent to determine if his
job is really necessary.

by Cale Dempster December 18, 2008

Chainus

A chain that you swallow and let run through you untill it exits your asshole, then you link the end that you are about to swallow to the part that has come out of your asshole. Now let the chain run through your digestive system in a loop.

I knew a tattoo artist with a chainus.

by 83n R1t5c431 November 26, 2018

Chainsaw Cannon

An absolutely devastating weapon created by a genius determined to exterminate a being that wishes to end all reality. If you ever obtain a Chainsaw Cannon, caution is advised as people will try to steal your ultimate weapon from you, so your only option is to chainsaw cannon them! Then you may rule over your new domain as a chainsaw cannon monarch.

"Hey, i got myself a chainsaw cannon"
"No way!"
"Yeah, and it's aimed at the United States Military!"

by Octagonal Revolver October 6, 2020

chanise

Gorgeous, Fun loving girl with a gorgeous personality. Can be cheeky with the boys but never means harm.

hey chanise, you coming to the party next weekend? see you there gorgeous

by drrealcoolguy June 7, 2012

rusty chainsaw

Similar to the Vulcan, and the shocker. The rusty chainsaw is the act of penetrating a womans' anus with the entire hand very rapidly. The remnants left on your hand after the act give the "rusty" appearance.

My wife pissed me off the other day so, as revenge when we were going at it doggystyle I gave that bitch the ol' rusty chainsaw. That's why I'm staying in the hotel tonight.

by Smittay September 26, 2007

Flabby chainsaw

Yarding anal beads out in a quick jerking motion like starting a chainsaw.

Gave her the ole' flabby chainsaw last night and she damn near cried after she reckoned

by Chainsawer August 29, 2016

Brazillian Chainsaw

A Brazillian Chainsaw, is when you find a fat girl, take her home, put a double dildo in her for 5 days let her shit and piss in your mouth feed it to her, and then let her shit it all out.

Hey don, why the fuck are you so smelly, Oh I did a Brazillian Chainsaw with my bitch.

by Black Kid Sensation January 18, 2021