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Pseudo Cellular Vibrosis

When a person feels the vibration of their cell phone, but it is not vibrating.
I keep having Pseudo Cellular Vibrosis but no one is calling my phone.
by Jon Dipre November 10, 2008
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Cellulite

When the skin on women's (sometimes men's) lower body - especially in the thighs and ass - appears dimpled. This is caused from fat deposits pushing up between criss-crossed tissue strands under the skin, making it appear bumpy and dimpled rather than smooth. Cellulite can be affected by hormones, circulation, skin thickness and to some degree diet and exercise. Pretty much all women have some cellulite, even very thin ones.

Unfortunately there is so much negativity towards cellulite, and so many women spend money on lotions, creams and treatments promising to smooth their skin. These topically applied products simply plump the surrounding skin through massaged application. This does reduce the appearance of cellulite but only temporarily. Liposuction does not get rid of it either.

I think women should just accept their bodies and realize that pretty much EVERYONE has it in some form, and be thankful that they actually have fat instead of being emaciated skeletons. There are far more important things than how smooth your ass is and I find it very sad that even grown women complain about it it and let it effect how confident they are about their bodies. Fuck that. Grow up and understand it's just skin, who gives a fuck. Anyone who will put you down because of it is a cunt.
Girl 1: Eww I hate my cellulite its so gross.

Girl 2: You can't fucking help it thats how our bodies are. Just deal with it and be thankful you've even got fat on your body.

Girl 1: But my boyfriend says its gross too!

Girl 2: Tell him he can suck a dick then because he's going to have a hard time finding a chick without cellulite. And if he has the nerve to tell you that he's a fucking asshole.
by Madtraffic December 9, 2008
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Collusion

secret or illegal cooperation or conspiracy, especially in order to cheat or deceive others.
Chris Longo once again acted in collusion when stole the first round draft pick.
by michael jamison November 6, 2018
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cellist

The best kind of string player, capable of making a large piece of wood vibrate with ease.
That cellist has amazing hands.
by Adrian B. November 9, 2003
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collusionist

A “Collusionist” is basically than same exact thing as a “Conspiracy Theorist”. The largest distinction differentiating the two is that the “Collusionist” are considered as a much more highly reliable and credible expert. Their views and positions are all based on true actual data as when compared to the “Conspiracy Theorist”. Which in turn, their views should always be regarded or addressed to as them being off their Medications and if they are not presently taking any Medications, they need to be immediately prescribed as to conform to the true “Collusionist’s” Pre-Approved Stance on the issue being currently discussed.

The “Collusionist’s” Research and Data, is also notably regarded for their accuracy relating to any controversial subject matter. These Individuals, Groups or Societies can be often be seen, heard or read about and are frequently much quoted as such, on all the major Mainstream Media(MSM) News Outlets present today.
The word “Collusionist” being used properly in a sentence;

“I am not a Conspiracy Theorist, I am a Collusionist…, there’s big difference!”
by mMGRHMow March 10, 2017
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cellularpath

someone who sadistically destroys phones one after the other, either by accident or purpose.
"My name is margot, and im a cellularpath"

...."hi margot"
by margotgee27 November 24, 2010
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Cellsnot

A cellsnot is a person.

A cellsnot has a unhealthy relationship with their cell phone.
A cellsnot is capable of not knowing how to have human contact
I think my child is becoming a cellsnot and I am worried about my child becoming an adult and not knowing how to have face to face contact with real life people I think mb he/she has more of a relationship with a cell phone than with family and/or friends .
by PRETTY IN COPPER January 26, 2017
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