cellular envy

Getting jealous at that person with that swank new cell phone.

Cellular envy? Naaah, I'm quite fine with my old trusty Nokia. After all, I use my cell phone for communicating, for calling people. I like to keep things separated.

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

Cellular rape

The use of a cellular device without the owner's consent.

Nik commited an act of cellular rape when he took my phone and sent a message to Nathan without my consent.

by Phalanger3 June 12, 2015

Us cellular

A scam phone company that takes advantage of dumb rich farmers in rural America.

Person- Why haven't you answered your phone in a month?

Other person- I have us cellular.

by Birdie Fett December 12, 2020

Cellular Smile

Cellular Smile

Seeing the reaction to an amusing e-mail or text. Grin prompted by smart phone stimulation.

From across the room, Sallys face glowed a CELLULAR SMILE as she viewed her Galaxy4.

by RSWIM21 August 1, 2014

Cellular motorboating

Utilizing a cellular device to engage in the act of motorboating.

Phone conversation:

Ring, Ring
Sam: "Hello"
Erin: "Hey buddy, how are you?"
Sam: "Good, what up?"
Erin: "Dude, put your phone on Karen's tits and rub it back and forth."
Sam: "Dude, what's wrong with you?...but ok"
Erin: "Haaaa"
Sam: "Dude are you really cellular motorboating my girlfriend?"

by Hampton's Finest 2 August 16, 2012

Cellular-semenation

When giz is placed onto a random cellular telephone. When the phone is used at a later date, it is sticky and does not work properly.

Man, my phone has had some serious cellular-semenation done to it. There are only a few people who would do such a thing: Roger, Lee, and Ben.

by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008

Cellular Bomber

One who constantly sends text messages to/calls your mobile/cellular phone; "blowing up your phone."

You: Dude, my ex keeps blowing up my phone.
Friend: I try not to date cellular bombers; maybe you should be more like me?

by BenX10X April 18, 2010