whiny count

Less vulgar (or typo) variation of "whiny cunt", one who complains needlessly about frivolous things such as fantasy football dues. Used to insult one's friends when they disagree with your idiocy.

Fuck you whiny counts! I'm shutting this MOTHER FUCKER DOWN!

by Captain Walleye December 4, 2018

Count Dankula

Not guilty.

Count Dankula being defined: That cunt tells jokes for FUCK SAKE!!!

by TobiasOreo May 9, 2018

rivet counter

A person who has an obsession in every small and non-important details.

Game developer: we released new tank T60.
Rivet counter: omg, there are wrong number of rivets on left side inside tank, I uninstalling game.

by Do I know him? October 6, 2011

Countdown City

Nickname for San Antonio.

Why? The area code is 210 which is a number countdown. Two... One... Zero

I'm from Countdown City!

by derek210 October 11, 2006

Counter-roasted

When you finna get roasted and you got nothing else to say, you hit them with a cheap ass line ending with the words "get counter-roasted".

Gabe: Bobbi you're actually Mousty 2.0 right now.
Bobbi: Lol no you are, get counter-roasted kid.

by Spergy Merbles November 4, 2015

CounterCraft

A csgo based minecraft game created by some cool guy named Ferullo and passed down to some egotistic, elderly man named Brad. The game is now going into the dumps due to its garbage developers , but has good staff yet they still don't help with problems relating to your money, because they are greedy. Also the game is totally unbalanced and very time they make a bug fix, they end up making a whole lot more bugs in response.

I play CounterCraft and it is garbage.

Person 1: What game do you play?
Person 2: Oh I play some CounterCraft game
Person 1: So it's garbage?
Person 2: Pretty much

by KarenTheComputer February 1, 2018

counter rape

counter rape is when you are in a rape situation but in your own defends you take control and rape them back harder in an attempt to teach the rapist a lesson (don't do to others what you would not want done to your self)

Alex "what happen to you"

Carla "mike tried to rape me"

Alex " no way are you ok"
Carla "yer i pulled the counter rape and he ran away"

by oedipus ;) April 5, 2011