the act of picking up a female (either a piggy back or fireman's lift) and running somewhere to have sex, grunting and swinging a club or beer bottle while you do it.
by jmz_901 July 04, 2011
the way you walk when you are so fucked up that you can't even stand up straight, when there is no more liquor left but you're too fired up to pass out. often results in embarking on a journey to find hoes or burn shit
"Dave, you're not gonna get laid if you keep cavemanning. Stand the fuck up."
"I was so fucked up last night that I was cavemanning around Chiles Base looking for hoes."
Rob: Brendan, why is there a huge hole in the quote board?
Brendan: Dave took my lighter and went cavemanning
"I was so fucked up last night that I was cavemanning around Chiles Base looking for hoes."
Rob: Brendan, why is there a huge hole in the quote board?
Brendan: Dave took my lighter and went cavemanning
by shpawk December 05, 2009
An unruly savage bitch who everyone fucking hates; usually travel in packs and normally have no friends. Male Cavemen tend to eat in disgustingly large amounts while the female Cavemen are usually sluts and are unbeknown to the fact that they are extremely disliked
Joe : Do you see that girl over there trying to fit in with the cheerleaders?
Evan : Yeah, dude. I can't believe she doesn't know everyone calls her a caveman
Evan : Yeah, dude. I can't believe she doesn't know everyone calls her a caveman
by Killa Mix Masta April 24, 2009
When you see a chick so incredibly hot that you have the Neanderthal urge to hit her hard over the head, drag her away and make naughty caveman sex.
Guy1: Oh man look at that chick!
Guy2: Holy shit, I would caveman the fuck out of her...
Guy1: Hell ya!
Guy2: Holy shit, I would caveman the fuck out of her...
Guy1: Hell ya!
by Pokemonliveinmybutt July 04, 2009
A caveman is just like a donkey punch except you use a club instead of your fist.
See Donkey Punch for info.
See Donkey Punch for info.
by RayRay/3van November 03, 2006
A sex object to the ladies on Ebaums World Forums. He lives in a cave and pleasures the women in it.
Star, Zeph, Sick, and Cat were all fucked by the Caveman last night, and they will come back for more.
by Man living in a cave. August 23, 2004
Coward. Someone who caves easily to cyber attacks, threats, and other forms of pressure. Weakling. Spineless. Cowardice.
The executives at Sony Pictures are caveman. They caved easily to hackers threats by cancelling the release of the movie The Interview. Hollywood executives are cavemen, hackers can easily get their demands met if they threaten a cyber attack.
by Cubs1969 December 20, 2014