caveman television

a campfire

Last night we all sat around the camp and watched caveman television

by Juniper Woods July 21, 2009

caveman dump

The first bowel movement upon return from an extended journey away from home, during which time caveman instincts prevent total fulfillment of this act.

"Oh man, after three days in Milwaukee I took the biggest caveman dump."

by hickory352 March 10, 2014

Robot caveman

One who goes Boo Boo Beep with a grunt as if a caveman

What was that on my voicemail?

I think it was a robot caveman

by drivewaypuddleshallow September 7, 2011

Caveman

When a girl is blowing a guy with a big cock, and the guy pulls away and swings his prized manhood back and forth while whipping his chick across her head with his big erect cock...like a caveman does to his woman when he hits her across her head with his big club.

To caveman a bitch is to club her with your huge cock.

I pulled a caveman on my bitch last night with my big cock.

The chick saw stars all night long after I did the caveman on her.

Wayne's big cock left Amanda dazzled after he worked his caveman magic on her.

by king_muscat April 20, 2010

cavemanners

the behavioral conduct demonstrated by cavemen during various occasions.

"He appeared well-groomed and civilized, though his cavemanners at the restaurant left much to be desired."

by connie m August 23, 2011

Modern Caveman

When there is a huge blizzard outside and there is snow blocking your doors and you can't get out.

"This blizzard is so bad, I feel like a Modern Caveman stuck in my own home."

by crazyfunnycool February 6, 2010

Captain Caveman's Nose

Slang for the clitoris.

Ooh, captain caveman's nose has just smelt something

by Captain Morgana July 26, 2010