Stacey Campfield

Stacey Campfield is a douche that no woman would want to clean her vagina with.

Darliene: "Oh god, Janet! My vagina smells horrible!!!!!!!!!!!
Janet: "Well...maybe you need to douche?"

Darliene: "It is possible. What kind would you recommend?"
Janet: "Most likely something that smells summer fresh. However, under no circumstances, must you clean your puss puss with a Stacey Campfield douche! No woman should let him near her vajayjay!!!

And no woman ever will....

by Kitty Muffin Man! October 18, 2013

Callum caufeild

A gay fuck that loves a girl called Rania but my best friend so loving he is the type of person u find at the back of a strip club on gta 5 watching the bouncers

Defined as a “Callum caufeild the gay boy that wanks over gta 5 security guards

by Jake binns April 13, 2020

Canfield

( Verb ) To needlessly lead two people on with promises of romantic interest while being too flighty to actually pursue either. Usually the second event happens just as the flight reaction occurs from the first event.

Yo, I thought Jason was tryna hook up with that chick but he just straight up Canfielded her.

by Berp September 21, 2014

holden caufield

a discreet way of querying someone as to whether or not they're "holding" (weed) - referencing the protagonist of j.d. salinger's classic novel.

seeker: you holden caufield?

dealer: yeah.. what you need?

by iaremsejr August 2, 2010

campfield

Campfield has a strong mandem, mostly strong supporters of Tottenham Hotspur. It is strongly cosidered a ghetto.

Yo bruv i woz up campfield da uva nite yh n dis lekkle ruboi jacked ma phone man, stay away frm der man

by Scott-James Flitney December 13, 2008

Cansfield

A school fun of snakes and slags, if you go to cansfield high you either get bullied r bullied or is a loner with 3 friends

Seen that slag over there

Oh yh she’s sly and obviously goes cansfield

by 1974eee May 29, 2020

Canfield

(N) Someone who swears, or talks in profane language excessively.
(v) To breakout in a massive and excessive amount of profanity to the degree of incomprehensible. Typically followed by an apology, followed by more profanity. (ex. Aww....shit I shouldn't have said that)
(n) One who is extremely homophobic

(n) Dude, its just Halo you Canfield
(v) You talk about graveyards one more time, and I will Canfield you
(n) Dude don't be a Canfield, let me rub my balls all over your toothbrush, bed, and towel!

Dialogue Example:

(canfield playing Halo): Aw...fuck you you fucking peckerhead mother fucking son of a bitch!
Person 1: Calm down dude, its just halo
Cafield: Aw fuck you too mother fucker! You JACKASS
(3 second pause)...Aw shit fellers I shouldn't have said that...ya peckerhead.

by Chris Kaczmarek April 2, 2008