Colombian Catastrophe

Explosive, stomach spasming diarrhea brought on by drinking too much coffee in the morning and not enough breakfast.

Bob- Hey Bill What's up??
Bill- Not now Bob, I've had three cups of Maxwell House this morning and I'm about to experience a Colombian Catastrophe...

by PRC 123 July 23, 2011

Catassathrolagus

A disease of unknown origin that affects people usually in the throat. Creates confusion in the thought process and words that are spoken or sentences are not easily understood. This disease is not contagious and there are no pre-cursor symptoms. Can usually be treated with a combination of 2 asprin, 1 viagra and 1 adderrall.

Deb contracted a severe case of catassathrolagus last night while sleeping.

by vdub4motion May 2, 2013

Catastrophous

An overturning misfortune that turns into a fiasco that makes you lose sight of your original purpose or plan.

OR

In poker terms-When your plan of bluffing with complete air, nothing that resembles a hand, blows up in your face and puts you out of the tourney.

Man, I can't believe that play didn't work against that guy. That was catastrophous

by BigSkinnyExpress April 12, 2011

catastrophEmail

This is a critical email failure. It is caused by one seeing a very important email in the inbox and then putting it off so the proper time and thought can go into the reply. By procrastinating, the email then gets buried by new emails pouring in and it never gets responded to, causing a catastrophe.

Term coined by Byrnes Consulting, LLC

Question: "Why did Bob get fired?"
Reply: "A catastrophEmail took another victim. If only he replied right away!"

by Byrnes Consulting, LLC November 8, 2017

Catussy

A Catussy is similar to a badussy but is more feline like a cat.

You see that gyal Basia she deffo got a Catussy!

by Thou goat April 26, 2022

A Biblical Catastrofuck

The definition of a non comparable and non redeemable messed large scale mess up beyond any historically reconcilable measure and or action. ( An immeasurable (faux pas) Castastrophy in Biblical terms and beyond

"Your behavior and actions are tantamount to a biblical catastrofuck"

by Nhlamza February 8, 2019

carass

verb. touch or stroke on the ass gently or lovingly;
noun. a gentle or loving touch on the ass

she carassed the monkey, hmmm... so hairy...

by SOL-L March 26, 2016