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cat fax

A sexual history report or list. Like a car fax, the person requesting wants to know who's been in it, how many miles, the amount of front damage and all rear end collisions.
Phrase made popular by radio host Tommy Sotomayor.

"Black women, you've let too many niggas get inside ya pussy. Show me the cat fax!"
by Mr. Protocol August 1, 2013
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Cat Flaps

by R. cook November 10, 2004
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cat face

Cat face has a big cat face, with the body of a cat, and the face of a cat, and he flies through the air because he's got a cat face.

Basically one giant head and a little body, cat face is a minimally anthropomorphic cat which can talk in a French accent but thinks that moths are legal tender and that rubbing something with his face makes it his. Gives sage advice to those that need it. Also tends to be a bit long-winded.
*looking for something to eat*
Cat face: There is no ash flavored with fish in here. There is no poopy wood products favored with beef. What is this? This is no good for me. I must go to the shops, yes.

Cat face: See? I'm rubbing you. There you go. You safe in here. You belong to me.
Old lady: This is a lovely room dearie, but I need to go get my pension.

How about those ash treats shaped like a fish, so you are under the illusion you are eating a fish, but you are not. You are eating the ash.
Store clerk: Not today, no.
Cat face: But ash is very important in my diet! And to my people too! What are you, some sort of catist? That's right, yes, I said it.
Store clerk: We've got real meat treats you kn...
Cat face: You are very funny. You talk, but all I hear is silliness.

Cat face: Cleaning products should be bought from a store, kids, not for the silly prices on your doorstep. 4.99 for scrubbing gloves? What are they made of, huh, diamonds? You should hope not, because that would be scratchy, like my claw.
by Kevin March 6, 2009
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Cat favour

You need to get up from your seat and get something, but your cat is on your lap and refuses to let you go. You ask the nearest person to get it for you.
You - Mom, I need a cat favour!
Your mother - What?
You - Can you get me my GameBoy? It's in the kitchen!
by Rrrhild November 7, 2009
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red cat fight

A red cat fight is when two chicks, who are on the same menstruation cycle, fling period blood at each other to resolve a feminine dispute.
Dave: "Dude whats that smell? It smells like an abortion in here" Geofrey: "Bro, I know! I think my two room mates just had a red cat fight cause there's blood everywhere.
by Dildo Backpacker April 12, 2011
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Cat Fart

n. A horribly smelly, wet, inhuman fart. It smells like it came from a cat, but it comes from a person. Can cause vomiting, headaches, and loss of life.
Her: What the FUCK is that smell?

Him: I farted.

Her: No you didn't that couldn't have been you it smells too bad.

Him: It definitely was me.

Her: Holy shit that smells like a cat fart! OH MY GOD. *pukes*
by treximeanbob January 23, 2011
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Cat Fapping

The act or using an animal to masturbate usually preformed by furries out of necessity.
That fucked up furry guy was caught cat fapping now hes in jail again.
by Crimcrams September 27, 2019
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