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A strange young man who can be found lurking in the shadows and who only comes out when necessary.

He keeps very quiet and then will attack you with his mindless, scarring words.
That Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology)just keeps getting sneakier and sneakier!
by Mallate April 2, 2005
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Alright. So a few names were added, but you're going to have to deal!
Detective TopDollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Weatherman Technicion Pinwheel Kane PHDMD is sexy.
by Mallate April 12, 2005
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Cassius

A penis with a substantial curve to the left or right (Depending on the dominant hand) usually caused from obsessive and/or frequent masturbation. This primarily occurs in men who cannot get laid.
"Oh, he's definitely gotten himself a cassius by now."
"She can't even please her husband anymore, the poor man must have himself a cassius by now."
by Thirst3 March 6, 2020
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Cassius

Cassius a fucking dickhead and a goddam SIMP, he also thinks he is cool
Omfg Cassius is a simp
by Gäy Cassius March 20, 2020
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Dirty cassius

When a homosexual man pretends to be straight, but gets railed by big brawley men on the weekends.
Chad: Yo bro we haven't hungout in like a month what's going on?

James: sorry man I'm just busy. Got family shit.

Tyler: didn't you know? He's a dirty cassius.
by Shikolas November 20, 2023
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Dirty cassius

When a homosexual man pretends to be straight, but gets railed by big brawley men on the weekends.
Chad: Yo bro we haven't hungout in like a month what's going on?

James: sorry man I'm just busy. Got family shit.

Tyler: didn't you know? He's a dirty cassius.
by Shikolas November 20, 2023
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dirty cassius

When a homosexual man pretends to be straight, but he gets railed by big brawley men on the weekends.
Chad: hey man he haven't hungout in like a month, what's going on?

James: I'm just always busy man, family shit.

Tyler: didn't you know? James is a dirty cassius.
by Shikolas November 21, 2023
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