A strange young man who can be found lurking in the shadows and who only comes out when necessary.

He keeps very quiet and then will attack you with his mindless, scarring words.
That Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology)just keeps getting sneakier and sneakier!
by Mallate April 02, 2005
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Alright. So a few names were added, but you're going to have to deal!
Detective TopDollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Weatherman Technicion Pinwheel Kane PHDMD is sexy.
by Mallate April 13, 2005
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Dirty cassius

When a homosexual man pretends to be straight, but gets railed by big brawley men on the weekends.
Chad: Yo bro we haven't hungout in like a month what's going on?

James: sorry man I'm just busy. Got family shit.

Tyler: didn't you know? He's a dirty cassius.
by Shikolas November 21, 2023
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dirty cassius

When a homosexual man pretends to be straight, but he gets railed by big brawley men on the weekends.
Chad: hey man he haven't hungout in like a month, what's going on?

James: I'm just always busy man, family shit.

Tyler: didn't you know? James is a dirty cassius.
by Shikolas November 21, 2023
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Dirty cassius

When a homosexual man pretends to be straight, but gets railed by big brawley men on the weekends.
Chad: Yo bro we haven't hungout in like a month what's going on?

James: sorry man I'm just busy. Got family shit.

Tyler: didn't you know? He's a dirty cassius.
by Shikolas November 21, 2023
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Cassius

Cassius a fucking dickhead and a goddam SIMP, he also thinks he is cool
Omfg Cassius is a simp
by Gäy Cassius March 21, 2020
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Cassius

Cassius: a stinky eggman hemo who runs around like Naruto thinking he’s sonic always talking crap to people. He only eats nuggets and ramen and most of the time poops his butt. His weakness is shut doors and going to grandpas.
That spaZ kid is such a Cassius
by Dr. Eggman March 18, 2023
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