A strange young man who can be found lurking in the shadows and who only comes out when necessary.
He keeps very quiet and then will attack you with his mindless, scarring words.
He keeps very quiet and then will attack you with his mindless, scarring words.
That Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology)just keeps getting sneakier and sneakier!
by Mallate April 2, 2005

by Mallate April 12, 2005

A: That individual could be a Cassius.
B: Why is this so?
A: I recently discovered that he suffers from a variety of mental illnesses.
B: Why is this so?
A: I recently discovered that he suffers from a variety of mental illnesses.
by lnvestigator April 27, 2023

Cassius: a stinky eggman hemo who runs around like Naruto thinking he’s sonic always talking crap to people. He only eats nuggets and ramen and most of the time poops his butt. His weakness is shut doors and going to grandpas.
by Dr. Eggman March 18, 2023

Chad: Yo bro we haven't hungout in like a month what's going on?
James: sorry man I'm just busy. Got family shit.
Tyler: didn't you know? He's a dirty cassius.
James: sorry man I'm just busy. Got family shit.
Tyler: didn't you know? He's a dirty cassius.
by Shikolas November 20, 2023

When a homosexual man pretends to be straight, but he gets railed by big brawley men on the weekends.
Chad: hey man he haven't hungout in like a month, what's going on?
James: I'm just always busy man, family shit.
Tyler: didn't you know? James is a dirty cassius.
James: I'm just always busy man, family shit.
Tyler: didn't you know? James is a dirty cassius.
by Shikolas November 21, 2023

cassius, a heartbreaker and a faker. cassius may seem like a big hearted guy but on the inside all he wants is sex and his his ex. once apon a time cassius loved pickles but he made sure there was always a pickle in his mouth real or FAKE. he wants to be famous for juggling but all that man can juggle is chicks. cassius has a small schlong but tries to act like its out of this universe. he wants to be a astronaut but up in space all he got is his big ego. i wanna destroy that penis. he may act straight but everyone knows hes actually going pansexual. he may be good at irish dancing but i wish i could tell you he didnt break hearts. he acts popular but nobody likes him, he just stands there and talks smack about bitches and that big bunda. cassius is sus.
cassius.
cassius.
by hotmoms.comhmu July 13, 2022
