caranderizing

v., originally, to smell a bicycle seat; now widely used to mean the smelling of any type seat. Made illegal in areas of Europe when caranderizing clubs were first formed in the late 1930s. Caranderizing laws are still on the books in many jurisdictions. Considered a perversion with no victim. Whales cannot caranderize. Jesus is theorized to have never caranderized because there were no bicycles in his time.

The man was taken into custody for caranderizing without the consent of the bike's owner or a properly issued permit.

by Lt. Johnny C. July 28, 2008

Charmander

A particularly vicious red-headed whore. There have been reports of Charmanders swallowing men whole by way of their gaping and fiery vagina's.

Doug: What happened to Ted last night?

Mike: Oh he disappeared with that Charmander last night.

by charmanderlover July 7, 2010

charmander

the act of lighting a woman's asshole on fire and then licking it

Jerry: Got my first date with Mariah tonight
Tyrell: Oh well you know what you gotta do

Jerry: Whats that?
Tyrell: You gotta charmander that ass homie!
Jerry: Clearly

by tryje December 3, 2011

Charmander

When you eat very spicy food and then lick someone's arsehole.

Are you ok?

No, Jeff ate a curry last night and then licked my arsehole during coitus, gave me the Charmander.

Now my arse is on fire!

by V.Near April 6, 2020

curandero

"Spanish" witch doctor or healer not to be confused with "pendejo" idiot or dumbass

Lupe's grandfather is a Curandero

by bad mth'r fck'r June 5, 2016

Timothée Charmander

a creature with the face of timothée chalamet and body of a pokémon charmander.

“Aye bro did you see the Timothée Charmander in the woods last night?”

by el1ie October 17, 2020

Reverse Charmander

When your hands are full at night, so you carry a candle between your legs, near you crotch.

Oh your hands are full? Try doing the reverse Charmander!

by Nyrulisms May 25, 2021