Cardiovascular Disease

When one sexually desires extremely overweight people.

"Dude, ever since watching The Biggest Loser, I've got some bad cardiovascular disease."

by Zima69err September 18, 2015

Cartier

expensive, classy and out of your league

Bro that Cartier just boosted yo swag

by kate8 June 4, 2011

Playboi Carti The Omen

This phrase is used to mean anything and can substitute for any noun or even verb.

That guy won't stop Playboi Carti The Omening me.

by Hermann Ogsby June 3, 2017

cardiothartic

The purging of ones heartaches / a catharsis of the heart

I know it's petty, but when I saw my ex who dumped me - not looking great, with boring date - it was a cardiothartic experience.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 23, 2011

Cartinese

Its a language that Playboi Carti uses, other rappers also use Cartinese

Cartinese
WLR droppin soon #WLR4L **+++***

by ttilxga June 4, 2019

Cardiovascularmalexia

Terminal disease that restricts blood flow to the ears. If untreated, your ears will fall off and the disease will eventually spread to the brain resulting in death. The only treatment is to warm up your ears by using the inner thighs of a preferably pretty female. The easiest way is to allow the female to sit on your face so the warmest part of her body will be warming your ears up to avoid death. You need to stay in that position constantly.

I’m not a perv, I just have cardiovascularmalexia. it’s terminal

by THE SHMORT January 1, 2020

closed caption

A device/program that can be used to display spoken text on a screen. This is usually used for people who have lost the ability to hear or ARE losing their ability to hear effectively(old people.) This is also used frequently by my friends who go outside to smoke and watch TV through the sliding glass door....the bastards.

1. Dorris can barely hear a train run over her cats, but thanks to closed captioning she can still see what that shit-head Bush has to say about foreign policies.

2. "Yo, turn on the closed captioning. I wanna see what they're saying while I smoke." -friends

by bAc0Nb0Y November 12, 2003