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a pathetic low class, poor town over populated with sluts and girly men. not to mention, that my grandma can score a touchdown on their football team. they think they're hott shit when everyone knows they lose every year to mahopac. mahopac is such a rich as s amazing town thats got nothing on us. i hate living in fucking carmel, it blows my 2 incher.
carmel embarrases themselves with saying homosexual disses like "vacuum pac" when they all know they're going to lose every game they verse against pac, whether its soccer, field hockey, football or a thumb war.

we're so pathetic, we show up at mahopacs homecoming even though we're not even playing them. thank god john jay burned some of our turf, maybe our team won't play on it anymore.
carmel by carmel hater March 3, 2009
The way douchebags and illiterates pronounce caramel.
"Oi McMunch, pass the carmel sauce would you?"
Carmel by MozillaBruh August 3, 2015
A tasty treat that is often overlooked by arrogant jerks who only eat caramels.
That pompous jerk will eat my apples because I covered them in carmel and not caramel.
Carmel by #HFUHFU November 17, 2015
Location in New York.
Exits 15-18 of I-84

Carmel is a town so small, if you blink you will most likely miss it. Kennys Carpet One seemes to be the point of referance to everyone. Nothing comes from Carmel but queers and steers. The town of Kent is usually referd to the "Town of Cunt" by Carmels visitors. There Dunkin Donuts suck seriously.


Sally: I dated a boy from Carmel, we brok up because he was gay.
Mary: Let me guess, hes gotta be from the town of Cunt..i mean Kent.
Carmel by CEG32509 April 1, 2009
For fucking idiots who say car-a-mel wrong.
"I love carmel on my ice cream."

"It's fucking caramel, you heathen.
Carmel by caramel_luver 69 January 15, 2020
A little fucking demon spawn that everyone loves some how...
Damnit Carmel!!!
carmel by SebbySepticEye September 13, 2016
Normally a really disgusting or sticky person who is always poking around and messing up shit. Don't get too close because it will stick and stink. Therefore Carmels shall remain alone for enternity.
OMG! stop acting like a Carmel