carmack

When you havent wiped your ass after taking a huge dump, then go tea-bag a chick and rub your asshole on her chin or nose.

I carmacked this whore last night. She was soo pissed!

by holey-moley January 21, 2009

carjacking

The act of sneakily masturbating onto a car door in such a way that the owner of said car will stick his hand in the mess before realizing it is there when he attempts entry into his vehicle.

The carjacker will typically attempt to do this in a time and place where he can watch the results of his escapades when the owner arrives, without the owner being aware he is being observed.

Hey man, I went out carjacking today and got enough footage to fill my memory stick!

by mapatric March 18, 2007

Carmack

a large robust man that scares and intimadates people and at times is known to store crispy creme donuts in his arm pits.

Carmack visited this weekend and messed up the kitchen cookin egg slammers.

by Juan Hernandez March 14, 2005

car jack

When driving down the road, you come to a red light and you turn left or right and see a woman putting makeup on. You whip it out and jack off right there.

I came to a stop light this morning and saw this lady to my right, I had to car jack.

by torkhum July 22, 2008

Sexually Motivated Carjacking

A Sexually Motivated Carjacking is a crime of carjacking except motivated by sexual reasons. The man/woman must have a fetish towards cars and cannot do it due to a human inside the car. A SMC incident must only be motivated by sexuality towards the car.

"hey Jerry my car was stolen"
"It could have been a Sexually Motivated Carjacking"
"What?"

by deengloremenglormness December 1, 2022

Rhode Island car jack

Where a women from Rhode Island aggressively jacks you off whilst you are under her car fixing it.

Diana gave me the best Rhode Island car jack in the repair shop yesterday!

by Blueberrywaffles69 November 3, 2022

Carmack

A small ass community in Mississippi. 100% white population. Home to the Carmack Fishhouse.Everyone has a truck and a four-wheeler. Awesome. Home to rednecks. Home to Lacey, Lizzi, and Cassie, the only teen girls that live here. The only teenage guys are Sawyer and Jay, and a hoe named Brandon.

"let's go mud riding today around the carmack fishouse "
"be at the fishhouse to meet you in 3 min."

by countrygirlfromcarmack December 9, 2012