takotsubo cardiomyopathy

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also known as "broken heart syndrome," takotsubo cardiomyopathy is a serious disease in which a sever emotional problem causes a heart muscle to weaken and can be fatal without proper treatment. it seems like a heart attack and may be diagnosed as heart failure unless doctors investigate not only medically but also get to know the patients background and personal life/issues.

"takotsubo cardiomyopathy is a real condition."

by future doctor of internal medecine April 11, 2008

arm cardio

Masturbation

Since his girlfriend broke up with him, he's really been getting in a lot of arm cardio.

by jspost March 8, 2016

cardiovascular bronchitis

Sickness inspired by Covid-B.

*Drugs someone* Mom: "CALL THE COPS!" Drugger: "No, cardiovascular bronchitis has already taken over me."

by onikas.gem January 26, 2022

canidiot

An Idiot from Canada. A Canadian Idiot.

That damned Canidiot couldn't figure out how to use a hammer.

by Doug Adamek June 30, 2005

cardioventricueeler

This means to fuck someone until they run out of breath.

i'm going to make her cardioventricueel tonight.
She suffered a cardioventricueeler that night!!!

by Deadpanleon123 March 19, 2017

Cardiotaction

Able to touch the hearts of others

The boys cardiotaction was evident when he consoled his sister

by Superkimchiwarrior March 17, 2020

Cardiomasterbation

To make a stabbing motion towards your chest, directly over your heart. Named so, because it looks as though you are jerking off your heart's imaginary penis.

"I just finished watching Norbit and the Adventure of Pluto Nash, I want to kill myself." (Then proceeds with cardiomasterbation)

by ihatecejay October 16, 2008