The Carbonaro Effect

The ability to be easily persuaded that something is real or true due to complete lack of intelligence common sense, or judgment.

The tendency of jackass humans, particularly middle America, to accept and/or believe any old bullshit because they’re just plain stupid.
Also see: naive, gullible and credulous

Joe was overcome by The Carbonaro Effect when he bought an oceanfront timeshare in Arizona.

by loosestool January 1, 2022

Carbonated noodles

Noodles that are carbonated with dry ice.

"Dude, let's make some carbonated noodles."
"Good idea."

by Octember13 October 11, 2009

Carbonated farts

Farts that you can’t hold in

Damn I got some carbonated farts

by Brocum June 1, 2018

Carbonator

When you pour Sprite in a girl’s vagina and you suck out the juices with a straw.

When Ron couldn’t provide Joy with the champagne bubbles she wanted on New Years Eve, Ron called Trey over to pleasure Joy with the Carbonator until she climaxed and screamed “Oy Vey” while Ron cuckholded himself simultaneously.

by Ihatedk69 February 26, 2022

sayonara carbonara

Saying goodbye to an asshole

I'm done with you. Sayonara carbonara!

by CroccyCroccaCroccuCrocodile November 11, 2021

carbonated crazy

The feeling of something getting on your last nerve, of feeling like you can't take it anymore, of being anxious or fed up to the point where you feel like a soda can shaken up and then not released.

Bertha: "Hey, Hortense, you seem a little tense."

Hortense: "It's that damn break-room door. I've been hearing it all day. 'Squeak, fweee! Squeak, FWEEET! Fwee!'"

Bertha: "You getting enough B-12? Cause you sound all kinds of carbonated crazy!"

by AmyBeans September 15, 2010

illegitimis non carborundum

latin: 1: don't let the bastards bring you down. (eng.)
2: a very hard substance composed of silicon carbide.

"You were good kid, very good, but as long as I'm around you'll always be second best- see?" -Quoted from The Cincinatti Kid, mean bastard poker king. Groupie comment to Steve Mc. Queen: "Illegitimis non carborundum, kid." To which Steve Mc. Queen's reaction would be... "huh?!?!"

by gingy May 14, 2006