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of Jar-Jarian aptitude

When and action or statement is so ridiculously stupid or un needed.
When you get knifed in the back..5 times in a row on Black ops. It is a fail of jar-jarian aptitude
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Naptitude

The degree of nappyness of ones hair. The naptitude is measured in Niggawatts (one may add a prefix to any measurement, i.e. kilo-, mega-, giga-, etc.).
Dylan: What's the naptitude of her hair?
Kevin: I'd say a couple kiloniggawatts.
by Dancing Band Everyone. January 12, 2009
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cattitude

Person A: After petting my cat, Mr. Jingles, he nipped at me and walked away.

Person B: Sounds like he's got some serious cattitude!
by 4wrdthnkndad July 31, 2010
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Intuitive Aptitude

1.Intuitive aptitude is the ability to understand the structure and operation of complex systems without special education or training

2. Also the base ability of Sylar, in the NBC show Heroes.
Sylar examines Claire's brain and, through Intuitive Aptitude, learns her ability. Heroes - Series 3 Episode 1.
by The Starscrewer. March 3, 2009
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cuntitude

Lose the cuntitude, Karl!
by J April 1, 2005
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Faptitude Test

A faptitude test is an examination of a woman's attractiveness based on the likelihood or ability of the assessor to "fap" to said male or female based on physical features. This scale is measured on a percentage scale from 1 to 100 percent. For different assessors the percentage required for a passing score is different; however, the generally accepted percentage for a passing score is >70 percent. Percentages at values greater than 90 indicate an extremely attractive female.
Person 1: "Did you see those facebook pictures of Lisa? She looked great!"

Person 2: "Yeah she is like an 85 on my faptitude test"
by shannonbananon August 19, 2013
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Cuntitude

A port man teau between "attitude" and "cunt". Cuntitute is the measure of one's cunty aura.
"I wasn't even sure if she was talking about me , i may've misfired my cuntitude"
by The Sesh Gremlinz October 5, 2019
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