Liquid Carpenter

This is another name for paintable caulk that lousy carpenters use to cover their mistakes. Typically used when the workman does not know how to miter wood so the joints are tight and no cracks are visible. Or, if the guy who installed your sheet rock walls cut the holes too big for the outlets so he puts on the wall plates and caulks the gaps.

You actually paid someone to install those windows? That douche must have used 10 tubes of liquid carpenter. What a shitty job! The guy who put that molding up should have his fingers cut off. Look at all the liquid carpenter he used to fill the gaps.

by bobby ga noote April 23, 2013

Have the carpenters in

To have an erection in ones trousers.

The male equivalent of having the painters in.

Dude, I can't stand up, a hot girl just walked past and now I have the carpenters in.

by c10v3r August 22, 2011

cappin

lyin or bullshit'n
the phrase "cappin" originated
in tx

foo you gone stop cappin and give me my money!

by locachrissy February 16, 2009

Karen Carpenter

Best female vocalist ever. With brother Richard, made up the pop duo, the Carpenters, who rose to fame in the 1970's. Karen suffered from Anorexia and died at the age of 32 in 1983. However, she should be remembered not for her illness or death, but her talent and kindness as a human being.

Karen Carpenter's voice was that of an angel on earth.

by musicluvr2185 September 20, 2006

Cappery

When someone be lying all the time

“Bruh me and annalei were tappin last night”

“Cuh that’s some cappery we all know you was at home”

by Twistaje June 26, 2019

Capperoni

Another form of the word “cap” or “thats cap”

Capperoni

by oGBandzz April 26, 2020

Cappin’ and gownin’

When your homie caping and you need to call him out for it

Hey anesh stop cappin’ and gownin’ about getting stds from that hooker

by Bobthebeastmarley January 10, 2021