Calpito

An attractive teenage boy who plays video games all day and night. His favourite game is Crackajacks. Often otherwise known as a cute nerd.

That guy is such a Calpito!

by Kreame November 27, 2011

Carlito

Carlos is an entity that spawns in the area of Wilanow, Poland. He is very interested in firearms and far-right politics. Also he has an interest in the Farma Incident, which is rather concerning. He is an unknown entity that might sometimes vanish. When it comes to extra-curricular activities, he enjoys playing War Thunder as the German faction

Teacher: “Carlito, could you please state the difference between the two formulas.”
Carlito: “Miss, but i don’t want to”.

by Pałalizator January 26, 2023

Capitolism

Capitolism is an ironic reference to an economy in which market forces are subsumed to political interests in Washington. The term is derived from Karl Marx's term for a private enterprise-based economy, Capitalism, and the name of the building in which the U.S. Congress meets, the Capitol.

Similar to crony capitalism, capitolism isn't capitalism and it isn't quite socialism, but combines some of the worst aspects of both systems. A business that makes decisions based on what will earn it subsidies from Washington, rather than supply and demand, is capitolist.

To avoid bankruptcy, General Motors must make business decisions based not on the market, but on the tens of billions of dollars in subsidies it seeks from Washington. Once a prominent example of capitalism it is now one of capitolism.

by Marcellus_vrw March 11, 2009

Murda Capitol

Because of the high crime rate in the Washington, D.C. area (Crime rate peaked during the 1990's), D.C. was given the nickname "Murda Capitol".

Sam: Man i bet D.C. is safe as hell
Bryant: Shit........
Sam: What?
Bryant: Don't you know?
Sam: Know what?
Bryant: Man thats Murda Capitol, fuck around and get your ass shot thinking like that!

by Michael GhostRider December 28, 2007

Capitol Hilldos

A portmanteau of Capitol Hill and Dildos, which stands as a derogatory name for the United States Senate and House of Representatives, because much like a sex toy, they rarely accomplish anything without being handled aggressively and serve only the purpose of fucking you.

Reporter on TV: and in other news, Congress has once again demonstrated what Capitol Hilldos they are by jamming $500 Billion of Corporate Bailout spending into the Coronavirus stimulus package, screwing our financial future but making sure their campaign donors won't have to sell off their yachts and summer homes...

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 29, 2020

Capitolicism

Pretty much just America's version of Christianity.

Did Lazarus meet his deductible before undergoing the procedure that revived him performed by Jesus Christ? That's why we need Capitolicism. We can't have Jesus just giving away free healthcare!

by KaktuzTooTousandTree September 11, 2022

Call Carlitos

To call someone who can get you a digging job or other landscape/gardening work quickly, especially from craigslist.

ex: "Hey we need an extra $500 by the end of the month." "Shit dude, call Carlitos."

by Jackiechanfanman June 21, 2015