canoeing

when you light your blunt and it only burns up on one side

Oh my god, Its canoeing up the side!

by Erin May 18, 2003

cantering chloe

cantering chloe is an amazing person, this person is quite happy but can have an off day now and again. This person is a very caring person and is taken for granted. If you know a chloe keep her in your life.

a cantering chloe is so rare

by kxnny February 5, 2018

cantilingus

an obvious failled attempt at giving a female oral pleasure or a refusal to give said oral pleasure

did you get some last night?
not really, got a little cantilingus, if that counts.
so i saw you at the bar last night with that nasty chic..
oh yea we went home but one look at that thing i said sorry cantilingus tonight

by rev. redeye November 23, 2011

Cartering

When you have a crush on someone, but it goes way too far. To the point that you’re obsessing over them. No matter how many times they reject you, you keep trying. Too much perseverance.

“I think I’m Cartering over that guy over there…”

by Ms.Gertrude February 18, 2022

Independent catering

A desolate scorched abomination of a canteen. As their motto states “if its not 80% grease we didn’t make it.” The only place that can mess up chips were they either come out frozen or covered in the entire xbox community of salt. Their shambles of an attempt of trying to provide healthy food leaves children consuming more grease and fat than 6 mums at weight-watchers club. Their tomato sauce can be used as wave power due to the sheer volume of water mixed into it. Their burgers are known to have certain side effects such as lung cancer and are comparable to none other than Hitler himself. Just watch out because if you lose your card your rights will be stripped from you and you will be taken down to the dungeon to be beaten and disciplined by the minimum wage demogorgan staff

Person 1: i got a chicken burger from independent catering
Person 2: oh really how is it
Person 1: its pretty goo(cough) lung cancer symptoms take effect

by I want to commit toaster bath March 12, 2021

conoring

The act of verbally tearing someone a new arse without remorse, pause or tact. Often done after the consumption of several glasses of red and preferably on a conference call

Wow he gave that guy a good conoring

by Celticswinger December 13, 2015

Cannoling

When you shove a cannoli in a girl's vagina and the guy has to eat it out

My boyfriend and I tried cannoling and he got to eat me and a cannoli.

by CannoliLover69EATME February 6, 2017