canoozle

verb - to trick, dupe or grift by means of a ruse while acting pleasant, esp. when smiling

I thought she was flirting with me, but it turns out I was being canoozled. She just got me to sign a petition to make Ryan Gosling president and then took off.

by Another Bort November 15, 2013

canook

A Canadian. Also known as North American's less trigger happy half.

One who drinks real beer, rules at hockey, invented both basketball and baseball and insists on wearing a Canadian flag while traveling abroad so that someone doesn't mistake them for an American.

by Joe Buggster January 9, 2004

Canoodle

When two people in a relationship kiss, cuddle, or have physical contact that is not sexual in nature.
It can also be seen as a prelude to foreplay. AKA: Making out, heavy cuddling, ect.

Nyx and Nym canoodled after school in the hall.

by Raintreelover November 6, 2012

canooter

a females private parts, vaginal area

My canooter was sore after a rough night of my lover pounding it hard with his cock.

by madam loves a lot January 24, 2008

Canood

noun: a totally awesome and/or sweet canadian.
verb: the act of being/resembling a canadian; most effective when the person is not, in any way, acting like a canadian at all.

Donald Sutherland: What is this aboot putting maple syrup on that maple leaf shaped hockey puck EH?!
Bob: ......OMFG CANOOD!!!1

Bob: Today I had to run to the grocery store and pick up some baked beans for my wife.
Jesus: D00D U r such A Canood!!!11!!

by Kauri February 4, 2006

Canoozle

A canoozle is the small - usually red - tube (used to apply to a hard to reach area or a tiny opening) usually taped to the side of a can of multi-use spray lubricant such as WD40 or PB Blaster. A combination of two words - canula and nozzle - the term still applies although the canoozles are now usually part of the spray assembly at the top of the can, and not taped to the side of the can, anymore.

"Honey, where's the canoozle for the WD40? I need to spray the front door hinges."

by Rachetwench July 16, 2013

canoobies

Canoobies: Are quite simply.....Canadian boobies

I'm thinking about going north and crossing the border. Dude.....have you seen the Canoobies up there?!??

by HAUTWHEELZ July 13, 2015