Canned coochie

Squidwards favorite non-perishable food
It tastes very bad like a weird orange but he loves it

oh my they really have it
Canned COOCHIE

by Scoomplie October 28, 2019

Canker Beast

a fellatious woman. an term meant to be used behind someone's back

Damn! Lexie's a total Canker Beast. I can see the VD falling out of her mouth

by Jay-Rome April 25, 2006

canned cheese

Super deliciousness in a can. Take the cap off, push the nozzle, CHEESE COMES OUT LIKE MAGIC!!!!!!!!! How can that not be entertaining? Then afterwards spread it on some crackers!!! YUMMMM

Person 1: Gimme some canned cheese.
Person 2: ok (squirts in person 1's finger).
Person 1: yum.

by hoagly January 16, 2011

Caked Trout

A caked trout is a woman with a fanny that is coated in dried period blood such that no foreign body can enter,

Omg I have got miss Granith for English she is such a caked trout.

by Food41 December 5, 2012

canned cheese energy

When someone is acting soooooo cringeworthy that you allude them to the lowest possible tier of cheese.

You're giving me canned cheese energy right now

by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021

Conked

When you smoke so much weed that you have to look on urban dictionary to define how extremely high you are.

"Dude, I'm so Conked right now."

"Who are you??"

"Hopscotch."

by Battle-Cat March 6, 2010

canned bread

bread in a can

canned bread is the greatest thing sinced sliced bread

by penguin27 April 20, 2004