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the Crime Candidate

An increasingly popular nickname for the so far thrice-indicted ex-President Trump, due to how apparent it is that the one thing we can expect 45 to do reliably is to be engaged in criminal activity.
Sometimes referred to as “DJ Sticky Little Trumpfingers,” and sometimes “the Golden Crapper King,” the more simple and elegant nickname, “the Crime Candidate,” has been widely established to be the favorite moniker among his many Mafia buddies.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2023
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Candie

A very kind hearted, giving woman. Has a smile that lights up a room and eyes that radiate love. Incredible faith in God. Great mother. Dotes on her man. Can soften the heart of any man and break down even the strongest walls. A woman you have searched for all your life
Man 1 - I met this woman at church
Man 2 - oh yeah? Tell me about her
Man 1 - I don't know what to say other than I think she's a Candie
by Lucky Huckleberry August 14, 2016
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candid selfie

A selfie (photograph taken of oneself) made to look like it was taken while the subject had no idea they were being photographed.
by csh425 May 13, 2014
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Candice?

Candice would be a play on words,such as you like "cd's". Cd's nuts
Do you know Candice? Candice dick fit in your mouth?
by Fruit Loop of Al November 15, 2018
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candijew

A political candidate whose positions on the issues and qualifications are likely to be overshadowed by their Jewish heritage.
"some in the media feel that Mayor Michael Bloomberg's personal wealth could overcome his image as a short... Jewish... effete... Jewish... Bachelor... Jewish... Presidential.... Candijew."
by TooFolkGR July 20, 2007
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Candidoomed

The fear that all presidential candidates would end up screwing us over.
"Dude, I'm freaking out about the election"
"Why, what's to worry about?"
"I think we're Candidoomed"
by Adam Fries March 7, 2008
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Candie Bandit

(1) A polymath of sorts. (2) Creator of visual and audio stuff. (3) Can be found either appreciating arcitecture in an unconventional form using a plank of wood attached to four wheels; or spraying or splatering paint onto surfaces. (4) Mainly sighted in London, usually to the west. Reported sightings also at skateboarding parks throughout Britain and Europe, rumored to have been seen as far as the west coast of America, however not for a few years.

Other:

(a) TaeKwonDo (inc: Silver medalist in the 2007 ITF World Championships in sparring, three times Gold and three times Silver wins in other sparring tournaments), (b) Interactive design/Illustration BA(Hons), (c) Graffiti Artist and Workshop Tutor, (d) Avid Skateboarder (untill recent knee operation), (e) Radio Show host, (f) DnB flavoured, (g) Proper geek.


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'Candie' kan-dee (noun) - confectionary, confit, conversation, hokum, delicious, honeyed, like honey, like sugar, cloying, luscious, nectareous, saccharine, sugar-coated, sweetened, syrupy, toothsome, bonbon, jawbreaker, sugarcoated item.


'Bandit' ban-dit (noun) - brigand, crook, gangster, gunman, highwayman, hijacker, holdup man, hooligan, marauder, mobster, outlaw, pillager, pirate, racketeer, raider, ravager, robber, villain.

(1) Def.: (informal) "...who operates a business or works without a required license or permit, and without observing the usual rules or practices."
Oh I saw the Candie Bandit tagging up the skatepark
by Sirenz February 19, 2009
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