cantral

“Cantral” is what you call someone if they not only hate everyone and everything but hate themselves as well. They stop playing video games with you and the boys to do real things in life such as work and build meaningful relationships.

You: Hey! Wanna play Xbox later with me and the guys
Them: I can’t I have to work tonight

You: wow you’re being such a Cantral

by Sauce55 February 6, 2019

catastrafuck

a total disaster, coined by John Stewart on December 2nd (not 3rd!!) - when a hell hole meets a cataclysm

what a complete catastrafuck!!

by diamondgirl4593 December 6, 2006

catastrafuck

What happens when a cataclysm natural disaster hits a hellhole.

As used by Jon Stewart on the Daily Show 10/03/2006

Did you hear about that earthquake in the Sudan? What a catastrafuck!

by Nuggets McGee October 11, 2006

Cape Canaveral

(v) Flatulence conducted into an upholstered cushion followed by a swift exit of the flatulator to another room; thus giving a gas contrail resembling a rocket being launched from Cape Canaveral, Florida.

Jack and Diane are sitting on their loveseat when Diane suddenly heads for the bathroom.

Jack: "...are you ok?"
*Door Slams*
Diane: (grunting) "Yep, we're good."

Jack begins to smell what Diane dittied all over the place. As he looked towards the bathroom in disgust, he noticed paint peeling off the walls on the way to the bathroom.

Jack: "Damn it Diane, You Cape Canaveraled me again. Now I have to put stainless steel on the walls."

by cjax January 20, 2013

catastraphonic

a horrible noise or crap music

my wife let a catastraphonic fart, or the new Right Said Fred album is catastraphonic

by turd lunch September 8, 2005

Canastiar

When you fuck a girl with a strap-on and she gives you a hug, then you propose to her

Alastair was doing a canastiar with Candice with a 13 inch dildo because he wasn’t big enough and then she gave him a hug because she was finally fulfilled and he proposed to her on the spot

by Rice4lyfe July 3, 2018

Canaveral

Having a great time - specifically in the 12South area of Nashville, Tennessee with good friends and good drinks.

I’m having such a canaveral time with my friends, cheers!

by Brendys January 12, 2021