Calm

Max isn’t the definition of calm
They’re always so calm
Like legit very calm

Woah, that’s so max, calm as can be.

by hellagAyboi January 14, 2018

Calm

Not fire elmo

Calm down there

by Chibaku February 5, 2019

Calm

to be clear, free, and willing to do something

“You calm tomorrow at 4? I wanna hang?”
“Yeah I’m calm”

by flavortowncentral June 20, 2019

CALM

4th album of an australian band called 5 seconds of summer. the album is lyricly and musicly a masterpiece. the album's name is from each band member's name's first letter. C(alum) A(shton) L(uke) M(ichael). stream CALM.

person 1: HEY DUDE YA HEARD DIS??
person 2: heard what bruh
person 1: THIS ALBUM IS FIRE MAN
person 2: what album?
person 1: CALM BY 5SOS

by gyozo June 2, 2020

Calm

When everything is just right or you forgive someone

Guy 1: Bro, I'm sorry but I forgot to bring the dildo.
Guy 2: Hey man, it's calm, we can just do intense anal sex.

by Pfoles August 24, 2020

calm

When something is not good, but funny.

“Evan just shat his brains out”

“Lmao that’s calm”

by calmalana January 19, 2021

Calm

A stupid fucking way of confirming that they will show up to an event.

Person A: hey so we're all going to the bowling alley on Saturday?

Person B: yep I'll be there

Person C: calm

Person A: Person C your uninvited

by daddypaddy October 20, 2021