cantona

Ruled the premiership between 1992-1996 with his brilliant play, touch, passing, finishing etc.
Scored the winning goal in the 1996 fa cup final.
pfa player of the year in 1994
Footballer of the year in 1996

Watch the 95/96 season and you will be amazed by his brilliance

Known as King eric

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

Canton Kiss

After having very intimate sex, you then poop and ejaculate into a bowl and mix it together. After mixing the two together, you must kiss until the other pukes into the other persons mouth.

Kim and I did a Canton Kiss, I won!

by Cats with Condoms November 8, 2014

milk carton syndrome

A compulsive habit of collecting milk cartons and filling rooms up to the ceiling with them.

Poor fellow had a very large house with only one room to live in, thanks to a life long disability called milk carton syndrome.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2019

caeton

Caeton is a sweet hyper type character. She is the most energetic and caring person you'll ever meet in your life. You can tell her the most darkest secret ever and she will keep her word until the day she dies. Caetons often will tend to stick to you like glue but you will get used to it. Other than that, Caetons are a beautiful type of character and if you have a caeton in your life that means your very lucky.

Oh have you seen caeton anywhere?

Yes I have seen Caeton she is in the corner eating nachos

Thank you, Caeton is such a beautiful girl

I know right Caeton is a beautiful girl

by Gummibears05 December 9, 2017

Cantonese

A language spoken a lot in the south of China as well as around the world (especially in Chinese takeaways). It's roughly as related to Mandarin Chinese as English is to German: A speaker of (only) Cantonese cannot readily understand a speaker of (only) Mandarin Chinese and vice versa. Cantonese is spoken and not written, just as Mandarin Chinese is: Cantonese speakers and Mandarin Chinese speakers write in Written Chinese. It just happens that Mandarin Chinese is closer to the written standard.

If you're from the US or the UK, when you think you hear "Chinese", it's likely Cantonese, especially if your knowledge of "Chinese" is limited to "chicken chow mein".

Mandarin: "Tian bu pa, di bu pa, zhi pa guangdong ren shuo putonghua."
Translation: 'I fear neither heaven nor earth, I only fear Cantonese speakers trying to speak Mandarin'.

Cantonese: "Tin mh geng, deih mh geng ji geng bak fong yahn gong gwong dung wah mh jehng".
Translation: 'I fear neither heaven nor earth, I only fear Mandarin speakers speaking Cantonese so inaccurately'.
(From chinese-lessons.com)

by rent-a-linguist December 28, 2010

Caton

A male of primarily asian descent who gets so many girls it becomes a inherent trait of them they tend to be immune to most weapons and are considered "the bomb." Often times being the alpha male in a particular place or time, and often considered a bdp.

Man 1: Hey look its Caton...I wish I could be as popular...is he with that girl you were trying to ask out?
Man 2: Damm his good looks I'l get you one day!

by MisterBook January 3, 2012

Cantonese

Cantonese is one of the languages spoken in China. It is not a dialect of the invented "Chinese language". It is a language itself, such as Mandarin. The only difference is that Mandarin is the official one, and Cantonese is not.

Luca: Hi, Zeke! what've you been up to?
Ezekiel: Oh, I've been studying a lot for my exam tomorrow
Luca: exam of what?
Ezekiel: Oops, I forgot to tell you that I took up Cantonese, which is a language spoken in China. It is not the official one, though.

by Ezechiel August 16, 2006