Intended and coined by vegans as a pejorative term for those who consume a meat-based or meat-heavy diet, subsequently adopted as a badge of honor by some of those it targeted. Related to carnivore. Often paired with bloodmouthed for emphasis.
The bloodmouthed carnist lifestyle is definitely not animal-friendly; you don't kill and eat your friends.
by Werehatrack May 21, 2014
Get the carnist mug.Someone who works the carnival, as a career, or someone studying carnivalology.
This word is not about meat, aside from the plant eaters mistakenly using the word in a redundant fashion it ONLY refers to Carnivals and their workings.
This word is not about meat, aside from the plant eaters mistakenly using the word in a redundant fashion it ONLY refers to Carnivals and their workings.
by purple hippo September 27, 2018
Get the Carnist mug.Moonchild: "UH! You're eating animal flesh?! What are you, a Carnist?"
Dave: "Uh, nope. Just eating a balanced diet of steak and vegetables."
Moonchild: "Civilised societies don't NEED to eat meat."
Dave: "Civilised societies don't NEED to be condescending either. Ghandi was a vegan, and he tried to change the world by being a humble example, not a smug, whiny twat. Besides, I eat all natural food, you eat vegetables and a bunch of pills. We're not meant to sustain ourselves with pills from a bottle."
Moonchild: "Murderer!"
Dave: "You're right. Prepare to die and be eaten."
Dave: "Uh, nope. Just eating a balanced diet of steak and vegetables."
Moonchild: "Civilised societies don't NEED to eat meat."
Dave: "Civilised societies don't NEED to be condescending either. Ghandi was a vegan, and he tried to change the world by being a humble example, not a smug, whiny twat. Besides, I eat all natural food, you eat vegetables and a bunch of pills. We're not meant to sustain ourselves with pills from a bottle."
Moonchild: "Murderer!"
Dave: "You're right. Prepare to die and be eaten."
by JK Trolling April 16, 2014
Get the Carnist mug.The word carnist was originally used to describe people who work their careers in the carnival, and was appropriated by the vegan scourge as a redundant descriptor for normal omnivorous society as a sad cry to garnish unhealthy attention.
The term was first coined by Bobo the Clown in 1880's New Orleans.
The term was first appropriated in 2001 as a result of poor, lazy editing on a book regarding vegan nonsense.
It is also not a recognized real word and due to its redundancy in the English language will never at any point in time be accepted as a proper word at all anywhere.
#MeatTerrorist is widely used as a hashtag to discredit the fake vegan hipster douchebag community as they so tightly deserve.
Help save a carniat today, spend $50 on a cheap stuffed animal for your kids today.
The term was first coined by Bobo the Clown in 1880's New Orleans.
The term was first appropriated in 2001 as a result of poor, lazy editing on a book regarding vegan nonsense.
It is also not a recognized real word and due to its redundancy in the English language will never at any point in time be accepted as a proper word at all anywhere.
#MeatTerrorist is widely used as a hashtag to discredit the fake vegan hipster douchebag community as they so tightly deserve.
Help save a carniat today, spend $50 on a cheap stuffed animal for your kids today.
by Jesus Devil September 30, 2018
Get the Carnist mug.An overused vagina used to store semen. The vagina is usually dry, either because the woman is unaroused due to sensory adaptation or because she is unable to self-lubricate.
I needed to get off and didn't know where to ejaculate, so I used my friend's grandma as a cannister.
by eDictionaryMan July 31, 2009
Get the cannister mug.A small, usually cylindrical and aluminium depository for semen. Portable, easy to carry, and often mistakable as cans of soup.
Fred: Shit, G! I thought I was makin' some cream of mushroom soup... but fuck! I really cooked up the contents of a sperm canister!
Jason: fr0ffle
Jason: fr0ffle
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