Rachel: Wait, so you won't eat any pork but you'll drive on Saturdays?!
Jacob: What can I say, I'm just a cafeteria Jew!
Jacob: What can I say, I'm just a cafeteria Jew!
by Jewmania June 28, 2010
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I strapped for cash today so I'll have to eat at the cafeteria.
The cafeteria will be serving leftovers today.
The cafeteria will be serving leftovers today.
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A Catholic individual, typically poorly catechised, from the Latin Rite or other. Said Catholic will pick and choose what he chooses to believe in in regards to the faith. Typically they will deny or mutilate revealed truths in order to justify their sinful lifestyles.
John is a cafeteria Catholic, he believes in the Magesterium but he thinks women should be allowed to be ordained.
by Cliff Whitty July 9, 2006
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by Cafeteria October 24, 2008
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by justanotheryouth December 11, 2009
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Souta: Why must I be killed in the cafeteria for the FIFTH TIME!!!!
John: Guess you are the local Cafeteria Corpse, Souta.
John: Guess you are the local Cafeteria Corpse, Souta.
by SoutaCat October 23, 2020
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by Vito Antonio December 6, 2006
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