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Caesarean section

A ritualistic birthing method practised almost universally among humans in the western hemisphere and most of Europe. Also known as a "c-section".

In a Caesarean section, the fetus is extracted through a large vertical incision usually going from the naval to the pubis mons. This method of birthing does not result in the usual birth-related stretching of the vagina, thus preserving what many hold to be a sacred orifice.
Dave's dating this cougar. He said she's had five kids, all without a Caesarean section. He swears you can tie her meat curtains in a knot.
by Captain Vimes October 14, 2011
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Julius Caesared

When you and the boys stab someone multiple times with your own individual knives.
"According to the medical examiner, the victim had been Julius Caesared. He had multiple wounds from different weapons.
by Felon Light October 5, 2019
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Caesar

A name to yell when a really strong guy who can control wind crushes your gay italian friend with a T-Shaped chunk of ceiling.
Gay italian friend: *Gets crushed*

Black haired american guy: "CAESAR!"
by SomeRandomJojoFan November 29, 2019
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Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

1. A character off of the well known television series "The Mitchell and Webb Look"

2. A poor tramp that comes from a rich family that has to steal joints, beer and cigarettes to live a normal lifestyle
by scottysullivan October 3, 2006
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Crouching Caesar

The act of squatting over someone's head, facing their feet and shitting in their mouth while simultaneously vomiting on their genitals.
On the days of Ancient Rome, the senators would oft perform the "Crouching Caesar" on their spouses after a fine feast.
by roblund March 8, 2007
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Little Caesars Diet

Something that is the opposite of a diet.
That kid over there has gained 20 lbs on the Little Caesars Diet
by Hahaha Mara ha February 8, 2010
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Caesar zeppeli

A gay walking salad. The jobro of part 2.
Joseph: Hey Caesar zeppeli

Caesar zeppeli: SHUT UP JOSEPH JOESTAR.
by -Aarøn- September 8, 2021
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