baseball cards

baseball cards is code word for getting absolutely shit faced whilst drinking white claws, because there is no laws when you are drinking claws.

"hey Gio stop fucking the cat you've had too many baseball cards"

by ILOVEWHITECLAW September 9, 2019

Cards Against Humanity

The big, black box.

What are you going to put in there?

"Cards Against Humanity." If you know what I mean.

by thewadofpaper August 4, 2014

lucky at cards

unlucky at love. One who is cursed to want things that are just out of reach.

One who is despondent over recent unrequited love and is feeling sorry for oneself.

"Unlucky at love? You must be lucky at cards!"

by Stanky February 1, 2008

shark cards

By far the biggest waste of money in gaming.

shark cards ruined GTA v

by SUMFURRYTHING January 8, 2018

hoist those cards a little higher!

what you say to a woman whose upper anatomy you wish to view.

"hey baby, hoist those cards a little higher! no...higher still please....perfect!!"

by harry belafonte December 11, 2003

House of Cards

A Netflix original series starring Kevin Spacey as a ruthless politician who always gets what he wants. He rises through the political ranks by deceiving and jacking people over at all times. He will do whatever is necessary to hold office and that maybe include murder and even using his magic cock to influence the correct people. A must see television series for people who enjoy scandalous politicians who are corrupt as hell.

Person 1: Hey, have you watched House of Cards?
Person 2: Yeah dude, that show is awesome, especially when he grudge fucked Zoey Barnes.

by Mr.winky February 3, 2017

Cut Cards

Not giving someone any slack.

You really let her have it! You ain't got no cut cards!

by Tommy S February 27, 2008