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Calabrese Sausage

A term used for when a man with a large penis has a very strong and extra hard erection due to sexual arousal.

The term comes from a Italian spicy sausage known for being one of Italy’s hottest and hardest sausages.
After getting a lap dance from that stripper I had a Calabrese Sausage in my pants.
by tedbr076 February 13, 2009
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Calabasas

Home of neurotic lying scum living beyond their means.

Soon to be depopulated by a wave of McMansion foreclosures. The boutique clothing stores are soon to follow, once people stop buying overpriced schmattas to impress their neighbors. Next will be the repossession of the leased Range Rover and Mercedes.

Life in Calabasas means a constant attempt to pretend to your neighbors, temple and fellow parents (or anyone within earshot) that you are doing better than you really are, that you make more money, are wealthier, smarter and have more power and social standing than the next schlub.
Here is a user's guide to living in Calabasas:

Be pushy and aggressive and others usually will roll over.

When in doubt, sue, or just do it anyway to get your own way.

Get dirt on people to hold over their heads, because they are doing the same to everyone else.

Rampant gossip circulates in nanoseconds because there is no honor among the douchebags, yentas and bubbes that hover like vultures at schools, malls, gyms, nail salons and coffee bars to dish on everyone.

The sly ones pump maids, gardeners and security guards for information on everyone. Non-Hispanics don't realize that there are no secrets when se habla Espanol.

Schadenfreude is the local contact sport. After all, it could by you next so why not enjoy another's problems?

Parents exaggerate and lie about their children - theirs can do wrong, so it must have been somebody else's kid, and probably yours, that did something unspeakable.

Teachers and school administrators may be bribed or bought off by daily Starbucks deliveries and prepaid standing appointments for their mani pedi at the local salons. They also respond well to overpaid tutoring engagements to supplement their salaries off the books (no checks, please).

School grades are negotiable and are always inflated when talking with other lying scum. Nobody calls anyone out on anything because they are all complicit in the fantasy and denial.

Is it less expensive to keep up appearances than to go to therapy?
by Freckles are beautiful January 14, 2010
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Caela

Truly a beautiful girl. She has a heart of gold, but a man has never truly had her love. Guys come and go in her life, and she won't give in to them. You can call her "The one who got away."

Her friends and her family come before anything else. A true country girl at heart, born and raised in a small town.

Extremely independent, and won't ask anyone for anything. Always appreciates the little things. Give her you're heart, and she'd never break it.

Rockin body, gorgeous smile. Once you have a Caela, you hold on tight and love her forever.

She is as unique as the spelling of her name.
That Caela always gets what she wants!
by Swaggitup September 6, 2011
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Calabasas

stuck up, bitchy, horny, "straight but willing to experiment", rich, slut princesses (with the exception of the minority of genuine people) and many of the guys are self centered egotistical testosterone filled jackasses with their heads shoved so far up their asses they cant see anymore and can go fuck the horses they rode in on twice because they are chauvinistic, condescending, patronizing, manipulative, imbroglio-causing, mannerless, naive, pricks with no respect and it is disgusting how they treat women and think so highly of themselves... then again the way many of the girls around here act, they probably deserve it, if theyre not totally provoking them.

this does NOT apply to everyone.
"What school do you go to?"
"Calabasas"
::disgusted looks::
by Jessi December 30, 2003
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Carlabigail

a very sexy woman that can sing really well, likes older men, and enjoys chasing Columbian tail
See that singer with the older Columbian guy?

Yeah, she's a Carlabigail.
by my name is not justin May 24, 2010
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caelan mclin

A philosophical, logic-seeking breed of sex pantherr who always put this girl first :D Tends to be an amateur medicine-mannn & herbal entrepreneur!! Haha. Loves everyone and everything but is embarrassed to show it at times. Loves to cook for others and is constantly generous when with someone he reallyy cares for:') A true stoner. Ohh & says "like" a lottt ;) hah
Anna- "Did you hear what that Caelan Mclin guy did?!?"

Alyssa- "You probably don't even know my man bitch, hah"
by c00c00c@ch00 January 14, 2013
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Calabrese Jackhammer

When you're making love to a woman in the missionary position, but have to finish quickly, therefore you push her legs over her shoulders and keep them straight with your upper body, whilst continuing along with the sexual penetration in a frantic and rapid motion, much like a jackhammer hitting concrete.
"Bro, was at this chicky babe's house last night but had to meet up with the boys in 10 mins, so gave her the Calabrese Jackhammer and got out of there quick "
by MinchiaSteve September 13, 2017
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