Catownage

Pronounced cu-toe-nij. Complete and total ownage. This word resets the bar of expectation that the over use of the word ownage has lowered.

Me: C-C-C-CATOWNAGE!!!!
Loser: Wow, a perfect on all 3 matches?
Me: You call it 3 perfects, I call it CATOWNAGE!!!

by Efrisp March 22, 2009

Cactor

A cack actor - i.e. a person who takes themselves seriously as an actor but is actually cack at acting and somewhat lacking in both humility and reality. A cactor is often more concerned about being photographed and name-dropping celebrities than they are about learning how to act - or they may take a ton of acting classes but it makes no difference. The cactor works very hard to succeed as an actor - spending a ton of money and time on professional photos of themselves, and posting them everywhere as if vanity equated to talent. Typical of wannabe actors and actresses who are deluded about their talents, sound like Derek Zoolander, and in reality will never stand shoulder to shoulder with real talent. "Actor" or "Actress" who is really a full-time bartender / waiter / receptionist / shop clerk with a piece of shit showreel that they brag about. Aka "shactor" - a shit actor.

Steve: "Angela's boasting about the time she met Holly Hunter and how it's her ambition to work with her one day" Me: "Yeah but overlooks one important fact: Holly Hunter's an oscar winning actress. Angela is a cactor."

by itellsitidoes July 20, 2011

Cactoid

A mysterious object that appears on the side of the road, as viewed from a car.

Hey, look at that cactoid!

by Wafflespazz April 3, 2005

Cantown

Nickname for Canton Oh the hall of fame city

"I'm the man now cause I stem from Cantown" Abahl

by MassFx April 7, 2009

Cactopussy

When a girl has a hairy vagina, and it is in the between stage where the hair is very prickly. A catopussy shares many characteristics with both the cactus and the pussy (a slang term for vagina), hence the name cactopussy.

I was going to hook up with that girl, but then i realized that she had a cactopussy.

Damn, that girl has one nasty cactopussy.

by joshfromnewyork March 8, 2010

camtown

A term used to describe the island of Camotes, province of Cebu, Philippines.

1: Have you ever been to Camtown?

2: No.

1: You should go there, its a paradise.

2: I haven't heard about that place.

1: It's in Cebu, Camotes Island. Local call it camtown..

2: I'll check it out..

by ChadRoebuck November 20, 2013

cactoos

Oo, so we talking about a cactus?

'That is a cactus you dumb piece of human garbage'
'Cactoos'

by Chad_maisvikkel June 11, 2018