Tom Cable

Tom Cable (noun) 1: Is the Head Coach of the Oakland Raiders. Tom Cable is a violent man who allegedly attacks women and assisant coaches.
(verb) 2: To Tom Cable someone you must punch,bitch slap,hit,smack,or attack their face and or head.

Example one: The next time I see Joe I will Tom Cable his punk ass!
Example two: I'm so pissed off right now I could go all Tom Cable up in this bitch!

by JRKJR November 5, 2009

laying cable

Laying cable is when you release a long, unbroken peice of hot and steamy shit that is tender and feels good on the way out.

Darryl layed a 3 foot cable.

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

Cabrewing

The act of floating down a river in a canoe or raft while drinking alcoholic beverages. Usually done in large groups. No paddeling is involved unless absolutely necessary. As a practical joke, it is a common occurrance to flip over other canoes. Usually done in a shallow body of water where wading is possible due to frequent potty breaks.

We were all sunburned, wet, and drunk after a long day of cabrewing.

by ukwildkat April 25, 2009

lay cable

Vacate the bowels, particularly with a long, firm, unbroken turd.

I need to lay some cable.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

Cabral

Historical Last Name which signifies royalty and a line of rich heritage known to be Royal Blood, Poets, Artists, Musicians, Navigators, Religious people.

1. Pedro Alvares Cabral, famous navigator and the King of Portugal.

2. Cape Verdean Music of Amandio Cabral, composer of the morna/songs called "mornas,"

3. Mainly European/Potuguese but have their decendants spread out all over the world; Latin America, Spain, Mexico and even Asia(India, Sri Lanka).

wow, is he a Cabral? I sooooo wana be with him

Cabrals are AWESOME!

I sooooo wanna be a Cabral

by Reo C October 25, 2009

Cabezilla

When you succees on doing a joke, instead of saying "Gotcha" or laughting out loud, you say "cabezilla"

Also

When you you are about to fuck with a man and he shows you his dick, but it is a little bit small.

Sebastian: Paula, Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Paula: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman, Cabezilla!

Paula: Make me yours sebastian!
Sebastian: Ok! Say hello to mi little friend!
Paula: It is really little, isn't it?
Sebastian: What do you mean?
Paula: I meant you dick looks like a Cabezilla!

by PishonaZo May 5, 2010

ass cable

(noun) solid bodily waste discharged through the anus

1)
"Get the fuck out of the bathroom, I gotta lay some ass cable...NOW!"

2)
"What a rude bastard. I don't enjoy looking at ass cable when I go to take a piss. Next time, fuckhead, flush the toilet."

by CaptainZlogg July 24, 2009