Road Buzzard

Someone who, upon seeing an item on the side of the road, stops their car and picks up said item to keep it as their own.

Child 1: "Why does your dad keep picking up tools he finds on the side of the road?"
Child 2: "He's a road buzzard."

by babyudon December 22, 2020

BuzzardFucker

Someone; usually a male who gets a girl drunk and fucks her after she passes out.

Tom is a BuzzardFucker. He got my mom drunk and fucked her when she passed out.

by zfghadhdhrgb December 9, 2008

buzzard breath

breath so bad it could knock a buzzard clear off an out-house for 100 yards away

That dude has some serious buzzard breath workin'

by Cigar City Nole May 25, 2010

the buzzard

an individual that looks for the drunkest girl at a party and attempts to take her up to his room for who knows what, commonly referred to as J-Bone.

The buzzard swooped on that girl so fast, she didn't know what hit her.

by smitty85 October 22, 2006

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

the ability to cause a stinch so profuse that the possibility of a buzzard being knocked off a shit wagon is actually thought of

His breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

by JKB March 12, 2004

buzzard eyed

when you get domed tf out of ur juul/air/drop and it’s so strong it feels like ur eyes are shaking

Robert/ hey Trent wanna get buzzard eyed today

Trent/ yeah sure what time

by trentgucci February 4, 2018

shaved buzzard

Someone or something that has an outrageous haircut, a nappy head, or anything that looks like trimmers have shaved a birds feathers.

Durn: Look at that guy over there!
Brevy: WOW! Is that Oakley?
Durn: I think so. He must have just woke up. He looks like a shaved buzzard!

by Juda88 April 25, 2011