knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

the ability to cause a stinch so profuse that the possibility of a buzzard being knocked off a shit wagon is actually thought of

His breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

by JKB March 12, 2004

Buzzards Head

A woman's clitoris.

A buzzards head is smooth and oval in appearance when looked at directly from above which is very similar to that of a females clitoris.

Jenny was strumming the buzzards head so hard while I was pounding her that her ham wallet squirted clam juice all over my throbber.

by Gary's primitive posture January 11, 2011

buzzard eyed

when you get domed tf out of ur juul/air/drop and it’s so strong it feels like ur eyes are shaking

Robert/ hey Trent wanna get buzzard eyed today

Trent/ yeah sure what time

by trentgucci February 4, 2018

shaved buzzard

Someone or something that has an outrageous haircut, a nappy head, or anything that looks like trimmers have shaved a birds feathers.

Durn: Look at that guy over there!
Brevy: WOW! Is that Oakley?
Durn: I think so. He must have just woke up. He looks like a shaved buzzard!

by Juda88 April 25, 2011

knock the buzzard off a shit wagon

a phrase used to describe a powerfully awful smell, or a lingering stench of profound funk.

Good God man, that fart could knock the buzzard off a shit wagon. I think I'm going into olfactory shock.

by MicahtheDangerous December 23, 2011

Buzzards

Referring to a hopeless situation. Such as when a buzzard appears when something is dying.

"We are behind by 25 points in the fourth quarter...This game is buzzards"

by Big Kev thanks to CM December 1, 2009

joke buzzard

An individual whose comedic timing leaves much to be desired. A joke buzzard will absorb a joke, process it, and sit on it...until three months after the joke ceases to be funny, when the J.B. will swoop down with an unfunny joke like a hawk on crack and killing any conversation in its path.

A Rosie O'Donnell joke? Seriously? This guy's a freakin' joke buzzard. There are buildings younger than that lame one-liner.

by Grant B. January 23, 2008