bumbershoot 

the bumbershoot is simply and umbrella

will you go get my bumbershoot for me love it seems to be raining

bumbershoot by Hannah April 4, 2005

Butterscotch my balls 

A funny quote from Your Favorite Martian's song "Grandma's got a Facebook"

Deejay: Butterscotch my balls!
Deejay: me and yo grandma sharing a sponge bath!
Deejay: I wanna put my hands in yo grandma's candy dish!

Butterscotch my balls by lolrofl202swag November 21, 2011

butterspoon

Like a regular spoon....only duller

Primarily used when a butter knife just wont cut it. (no pun intended)

May also be used as a weapon

So I pulled up into the yard and there was like 40 guys standing around and they were all holding horsewhips and butterspoons

butterspoon by Mahatma December 24, 2007

Butterscotch Voice 

When a woman’s voice has a warm, deep tone. Often described as “sexy”.

“Amy has a really butterscotch voice.”

Butterscotch Voice by Tattooedglamour March 17, 2018

bumbershoot 

an umbrella (one of the few U.S. slang terms used for the device)

My bumbershoot is busted.

bumbershoot by The Return of Light Joker May 14, 2008

Butterscotch BBQ 

Going Ass to Mouth. Taking the penis out of the boom boom with some yellowy glaze; and as you take it to your mouff' you pour on some BBQ sauce for some spicy goodness. Also known as a Hillbilly rimjob... Hold the wings!

Me would love you long time except my mouth is burning from the butterscotch bbq!

Butterscotch BBQ by Loveland November 30, 2014

butterscotch 

A hard candy commonly consumed by elderly people.

My Grandpa Loves his butterscoth!

butterscotch by Mir July 30, 2004