buttmonkey

(v) to send a message to the incorrect person, especially with disastrous consequences.

Chris buttmonkeyed everyone in the entire company via netmsg. He immediately stood up, walked out of the room, and never returned.

by baldmosher November 9, 2007

buttmonkey

A buttmonkey is a penis put in someones butt.

Have you ever heard of "spanking your monkey"?

by Artimus DarkMorde March 7, 2004

buttmonk

offspring of mike williams and shaniqua

hi my name is Mike Williams and I'm a complete and utter buttmonk, baby

by SIC April 11, 2004

buttbooking

The act of accidentally posting a nonsense message to Facebook by sitting on your phone.

A typical buttbooking update:

Joe Shmoe: lll,,ll,;;..
2 hours ago via Facebook for BlackBerry

by PseudoNoise July 14, 2010

BuTTMonKey

I'm Egy to pp
00ptian , the fact is everyone has a "BuTTMonKey" .. that's a fact, you know that gravitational force that makes everything get sucked under wherever you sit everything gets closer to underneath your A ss so everything is drawn to your anus..

Dam that BuTTMonKey, keeps dragging everything up my ass..

by Pharoh69 December 27, 2022

butthonker

a person who like to do anal sex.

That person is a real butthonker, he turns down normal sex so he can do it in their ass.

by Milford III December 2, 2023