Surprise Buttsecks

When going at it like dogs, the penis, moving quickly, then ejects from the vagina and enters the anus, often resulting in pain and extreme terror/pleasure.

Often to calm the victim of this "surprise", the penetrator yells

"SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!" in a vain attempt to make light of this magical , yet, often horrible experience.

Man: Oh yeah baby

Woman: Harder!
Man: opps i slipp.....
Woman: Ow. OWWWWW!!!!!!!
Man: Surprise Buttsecks!!!!!!
Woman: this date is over! Bus driver let me off here!!!!!!

by The Poonman July 3, 2009

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buttseckz

Love from behind.

You can have buttseckz with a girl if you follow this instructions:

1. Get to a party.
2. find an ugly girl,with great booty
3. make her drunk
4. Fuck her in the ass from behind.
5. in addition,give her a dirty sanchez with her crap.

Guy A:I gave Nadja great buttseckz.
Guy B:Does your penis smell now?
Guy A: No,she had to lick it clean,after I gave her a Dirty Sanchez.
Guy B: WTF LOL OMG u haxx0rz her butt.

by Bari March 30, 2005

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buttseckser

one who engages in buttsecks; usually refers to the giver of the buttsecks.

albert is such a buttseckser, i heard he really gives it to her too.

by jon the buttseckser November 10, 2008

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buttsecs

Sex up the buttocks, also known as anal sex, but spelt like buttsecs because it's 1337. And we all know, guys that spell buttsecs like this will actualy get more buttsecs.

awsome dood: Can we has buttsecs?
slammin girl: is that like "s" "e" "c" "s"?
awsome dood: yeh, you know it
slammin girl: what is you waiting for, plez take me from behind!!1

by amg123 March 31, 2009

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