flem chunk

when you cough and an unexpected heaving stockpile of pure, vile, chunky lung waste splatters into your mouth. Immediate action must be taken to rid yourself of this evil misfortune by spewing out this busting chunk onto the carpet/wall/spouse.

"the new guy at work is such a twat i just flobbed a massive flem chunk in his tea"

by josh June 18, 2006

FLEM wad

A fan of the webcomic FLEM, or one who enjoys the cartoons of J. L. Grant - created 1999, origin unknown.

I knew he was a FLEM wad when he showed up at the club dressed like Faith in the Lesbian Ninja storyline.

by Beezus October 30, 2004

butt flem

the wet part of a wet fart. The part of a wet fart that people worry about staining their underware or panties.

Johnny's butt just hacked up a juicy heaping helping of BUTT FLEM....

by Ithunder9 February 27, 2010

flem flom

a real small boy with a tiny dick the are closely related to faggots they have quiffs and have addictions to the cutes and pixels in overwatch flem floms are massive pussys and love the D!

that flem flom just touched his dick
guy 1 "he just spanked me"
guy 2 "I know hes such a flem flom"

by tastic76tttttttttttt November 2, 2017

FANNY FLEM

Discharge from the vagina. Normally white in colour.

Stella pulled down her panties to find them filled with fishy fanny flem and buzzing with flies

by Joey February 15, 2005

Debbie Flemming

Vomiting on a womans back while on a one night stand, during sexual intercourse. In the doggystyle position.

Man, I met this girl at the bar last night and when I was having sex with her I was so wasted, I did not want to stop to throw up in the bathroom, so I Debbie Flemminged on her back and kept going until I was finished having sex.

by Matt50hertz March 29, 2007

Flem Job

The homo sexual act of Jack Flem. It is unknown the true definition of Flem Job because he is secretive about his sexual affairs. Flem jobs can consist of oral or anal sexual intercourse.

David Butts revived a Flem Job.

by Anyonumus TPS Saint August 23, 2018