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bumsicle

A bum who freezes to death on the street. Usually found in the morning frozen solid to his park bench.
"The only thing i hate about working in sanitation is having to chip the bumsicles off the dumpsters in the winter."
by Captain Cornhole January 29, 2004
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bumsnag

The Bumsnag is a sausage made out of the gluteus maximus and the gluteus minimus.

Traditionally cooked on a barbie with a cold beer in the left hand and the tongs in the other, the bumsnag is a culinary delight straight from outback australia!

Originally being made only in Canberra, the bumsnag has quickly spread to other parts of the world, with variations coming out in the US and in great britain. those are most likely fried however, as the barbie is not in use in these places. These variations are known by many different names, especially as a spam-monger.

The bumsnag has a very rubbery texture, mainly dependant on the human from whcih the gluteus Maximus and Miniumus was taken from.

The fat content of these sausages are mainly dependant on the body mass index of the original donor. In recent years, low-fat varieties have come out.
"Oy! you wanna have a barbie next week?"
"yeah mate, ill bring the beers!"
"okay - ill bring some bumsnags"
"awesome mate"

OR

"go hard son!" - father yelling out at the juniour footy!
"aaah - what a bumsnag!" - father when the umpire calls holding the ball on his son!
by James Mc James May 22, 2006
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bumscoop

A term used in the Marine Corps to mean gossip, unsubstantiated rumors, news, and other pertinent information about training, deployments, officers, non-commissioned officers, and administrative issues. See also: scuttlebutt
According to the Lance Corporal Underground, the bumscoop is that we are going to the desert next year.
by Jayel Aheram October 16, 2008
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Bumskin

Rear end, more specifically the skin of one’s behind. Significantly less offensive version the term asshole, appropriate insult in front of young children.
If I don’t take out the garbage, mom will tan my bumskin.

That bumskin just cut me off! *Honk honk*
by Perry and Walter December 9, 2018
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Bumskaballs

A totally slack-jawed boob who makes a mess of everything.
Dude, Ronnie just flushed my pet snake Johnny down the toilet. He’s such a bumskaballs.
by Jooswa December 30, 2020
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Bumspud

A brown potato shaped object produced by the bum.
"Watch out Jimmy don't stand in Rover's bumspud!"
by Kelly76 November 14, 2005
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bumshanks

the little bits of shit that cling to your arse hair, like brown teardrops.
Bollocks! I forgot to wipe up my bumshanks, now I need to go to Ethel Austins for some new keks.
by BigRedJohn October 17, 2006
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