Boochie Barnacles

Boochie is like coochie, but for men; I presume. I barnacles must be pimples - like a simple dimple.

"Bruh this bitch has the phattest boochie barnacles I ever did see. They better check it out."

by bestdadevrr September 13, 2021

Boochie barnacles

Boochie barnacles are barnacles you get on your boochie

“I was thinking about asking Beth out.”
“Bro didn’t you hear? She has Boochie Barnacles”

by Ballzinyojaws September 16, 2021

barnacles

Weird growths, genital warts, skin tags, mulluscum, or other STD particles that occur with skin to skin contact usually pertaining to the areas not protected by a condom.

Even with protected sex it takes time for the barnacles to start to grow.

Chick: "You know that guy is packing hamburger meat with barnacles."

Chick 2: "He and his barnacles can keep their distance."

by sexylady111 September 27, 2012

brugables

Anything that gets you fucked up.

You guys got any brugables?
Man those brugables were messed last night.

by Tony the bicycle rider September 8, 2005

Burnacles

The shit that grows inside your bong when you haven't cleaned it in a long time.

Holy shit dude! Your bong is covered in burnacles. That's nasty!

by GroveSt. May 25, 2020

Barnacles

The little fucking evil ass demons of the sea. They look like teeth with shells and they live on poor animals and rocks. If all barnacles were to go extinct then the world would be better off. I swear to fucking God. If I ever find a barnacle somewhere near me, we'll be having a fucking holocaust of the goddamn evil little demon shit heads.

My friend: Hey man, barnacles don't hurt humans.
Me: Fuck you and your bloodline. All barnacles need to be fucking deleted and destroyed. I will literally destroy the oceans to delete barnacles from life itself shit fecking hell I hate the damn toothy fucking shell cunts

by Ifyoulikebarnaclesyou'reanonce March 8, 2019

Barnacles

An expression to suggest a sign of anger or fustration.

"Mom I dropped the sugar "
"For Barnacles sake"

by Barnacle boy February 2, 2019