Badden

When you're just generally fucked up/not feeling well. Often self inflicted by drinking too much.

Aye yeh Sam was on a proper badden at Leeds

by BARRYBPIES July 18, 2017

burden of proof

Your responsibility to prove or provide evidence for a claim you have made, without being allowed to change the subject or avoid backing up the claim. The sister term to a burden of proof is a red herring (a logical fallacy tantamount to derailing). When someone has the burden of proof and doesn't want to back up their statements, they will usually either commit a blatant red herring and try to sidetrack the conversation or try to shift the burden of proof onto the other person. Since few people can clearly list their beliefs and evidence about global warming, economic models and policies, and cause-and-effect social claims ("legalizing marijuana will make everyone into a drug addict!"), this will remain a major problem for many years to come.

Guy 1: There is indisputable proof that God exists. Guy 2: May I see this proof? Guy 1: No. It is your job to prove that God does not exist. Guy 2: I do not have the burden of proof here. I claimed nothing.

Guy 1: Donald Sterling is a terrible person. He should lose all of his money, his job, and never be seen in the public eye again. Guy 2: Can you defend the claim that he's a terrible person? Guy 1: I know him well, on the basis of hearing a phone conversation of his. All people like him are the same. They are racists and they need to go down! Guy 2: Slow down there. You have a burden of proof to prove that 1) he's a terrible person. 2) you can judge someone enough based on a brief phone call to know they're a terrible person 3) all such people need to go down (whatever that means). Guy 1: I'm not going to discuss this! He's a racist and that's it! Guy 2: Please be a mature adult and respect that to continue this dispute, you must address your own burden of proof.

by Eric Kazinsky May 31, 2014

snuff burden

An unfortunate inability to return home after a night out without a munter in tow. One who bears the snuff burden is liable to copulate with the ugliest, fattest, most vile women under the dillusion that they are mildly attractive.

Did you see that bird he got off with last night? He was definitely under the snuff burden.

by Andrew Peacock January 28, 2007

budtender

The person at a medical marijuana "dispensary," or "clinic," who tends to the patients' medicinal needs. He/she works with you and helps you decide what will be the ideal medicine for you to purchase, and in what quantity.

These are also some of the luckiest motherfuckers on the face of the earth. Despite that, you should still tip them as heavily as you can possibly afford to.

"The budtenders here are so helpful and friendly!" "That budtender is really hot. I think I'm gonna blow him and see if I can get any free medicine out of it...

by 420_J July 4, 2011

budde

The definition of a German teacher with very strong dicipline.
Also known as "Elektro Budde".

Alle innta arbeidsposisjonane!
You got Budd-ed.

by Kieran Richardson January 18, 2005

free burden

goin' braless!

for a female to not wear a bra (see free boobin' )

Brooke: Megan, are your wearing a bra?

Megan: naww. I'm going free burden. It makes me feel more wild and natural. Plus, the breeze over my tits is great.

Brooke: Why did I even ask?

by pickywick21 January 6, 2012

double-budded

(Adj.) To have earbuds placed in both ears at moderate to high volume in a workplace or social setting, in a bid to deliberately tune out others around you.

Earbuds may also be worn but not actually turned on, as a visual repellent to any social interaction.

(Coined by Heather C******** at ***** Labs)

"Stacy was double-budded while the new protocol was announced."

"Hey Chase..."
Chase, out of sight on far side of the room: "..."
"CHASE."
Chase: "..."
"...He must be double-budded."

by Yargengee March 23, 2019