Problems with your bros, the result of putting ho's first or participating in some serious violation of man law
"I got 99 broblems, but a ho ain't one."
"Dude, I know you didn't just break man law #69 (heh, 69). Are we going to have broblems?"
"Dude, I know you didn't just break man law #69 (heh, 69). Are we going to have broblems?"
by That guy that God worships February 8, 2010
Get the Broblem mug.Occurs when a girl is giving a guy hand or head. As the guy is cumming, the girl takes out a bowl and fills it with the cum. She then sprinkles sugar, takes out a propane torch and "brulées" the cum. And voila! You have cum brulée!
by Louiza Suckonic March 7, 2008
Get the Cum Brulée mug.An internal cumshot: when the penis has ejaculated semen inside the vagina and is about to be (or is) oozing out of the orifice. Often referred to as a creampie. I'd think twice—or maybe ask very nicely—if any café had either that or the spunk brûlée desserts on offer…hmm…not on the cake shelf, but one of the waiters may find me one out the back or help me make one…
Ingredients for Spunk Brûlée:
-1 Custard gun, loaded with man paste
-1 Hair pie base
-Fuck butter (self-saucing) to rub
Method:
Take the custard gun, ensuring it is well charged with man paste and place it, initially gently, into hair pie base and massage in a light back-and-forth motion. Gradually allow fuck butter to undertake self-saucing action during this movement. Gradually increase speed of back-and forth motion, but do not rush through this—take plenty of time, as satisfaction will then be likely. Once sufficiently stirred, then release trigger of custard gun towards base of hair pie. Once contents have been disgorged, remove. Can be completed by either allowing to set in oven or alternately, can be slowly tipped out of pie, providing an attractive drip glaze finish. Can be optionally accompanied with snowballs for a shared dessert delight.
Enjoy ; )
-1 Custard gun, loaded with man paste
-1 Hair pie base
-Fuck butter (self-saucing) to rub
Method:
Take the custard gun, ensuring it is well charged with man paste and place it, initially gently, into hair pie base and massage in a light back-and-forth motion. Gradually allow fuck butter to undertake self-saucing action during this movement. Gradually increase speed of back-and forth motion, but do not rush through this—take plenty of time, as satisfaction will then be likely. Once sufficiently stirred, then release trigger of custard gun towards base of hair pie. Once contents have been disgorged, remove. Can be completed by either allowing to set in oven or alternately, can be slowly tipped out of pie, providing an attractive drip glaze finish. Can be optionally accompanied with snowballs for a shared dessert delight.
Enjoy ; )
by Bag O'Turnips April 14, 2008
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I like to wake up and make pancakes early in the morning, thats why I go to bed at 10:00 PM.
I like to wake up and make pancakes early in the morning, thats why I go to bed at 10:00 PM.
by Jolts February 19, 2008
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by never ever lever December 20, 2021
Get the broblerjafoosted mug.An absurdly attractive French male in which you wish to eat. For breakfast, dinner and lunch. Anytime... Yum yum! Simply the thought of being without one "clem brulee" gives you hunger pains. The only way to forefill this pain is to eat one out... Yum yum
by David Herbert May 10, 2022
Get the Clem brulee mug.If you're raking the leaves and it gets all over your driveway, just hose it off, dummy! I just totally Brule's ruled you!
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